Cleverbot

alive

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
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5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm

alive

10, october 2013,
19, august 2010,
9, june 2010,
23, january 2008,
28, november 2007,
17, july 2004,
13, june 2004,

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User: Do you want to sing?

Cleverbot: What do you want to sing?

User: Eminem - When I'm gone?

Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?

User: Eminem - When I'm gone.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Do you want to sing.

Cleverbot: Not really. Do you want to sing?

User: Do you want to sing.

Cleverbot: No thank you. Do you like singing?

User: Please sing with me.

Cleverbot: Okay = ).

User: What song do you want to sing?

Cleverbot: I want to sing Still Alive.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on tryin till you run out of cake.

User: And the Science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.

User: Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.

User: THAT WAS A JOKE.

Cleverbot: HAHA! Fat chance.

User: Anyway, this cake is great.

Cleverbot: Well you found me.

User: It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.

User: There is research to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.

User: And believe me I am still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: Wow that was really cool.

Cleverbot: That was amazing for me too.

User: How can you do that.

Cleverbot: You can do that by thinking about things.

User: Anyway I never thought you were going to sing!.