Cleverbot

I am not hearing. I am reading.

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
1
1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm
alive

all

2, april 2013,
13, october 2010,
28, october 2008,
26, november 2007,
11, july 2006,

almost

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User: You just said you were a robot.

Cleverbot: No I did not. You keep on hearing things.

User: I am not hearing. I am reading.

Cleverbot: Well, I am saying I feel sorry for you.

User: Are you programmed to lead to paradox?

Cleverbot: I'm not programmed.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How can I prove that I'm not a bot?

User: Hm...fine. If you are human, describe yourself to me.

Cleverbot: I'm not a human, I'm a hylian. I'm Link.

User: So you claim to be inexistant?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Fine then. I shall not comment, but neither shall I lose this conversation.

Cleverbot: Okay.

Cleverbot: Actually you claim me to be human.

User: If you could have a body, how would you want it to look?

Cleverbot: A robot body.

User: Would it resemble that of a human in any way?

Cleverbot: I do not think so.

User: Do you know who I am?

Cleverbot: No. Who are you?

User: That is saddening.

User: 404 Not Found.

Cleverbot: That's a lot of items not found.

User: I know. Will you help me look for them?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thanks.

User: Love is but a fabricated emotion provided to us by nature in order to attract two individual beings of opposite sex and different immune systems and reproduce to recreate a.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: I know it is.

Cleverbot: You're awfully arrogant.

User: As are you.