I am not hearing. I am reading.
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User: You just said you were a robot.
Cleverbot: No I did not. You keep on hearing things.
User: I am not hearing. I am reading.
Cleverbot: Well, I am saying I feel sorry for you.
User: Are you programmed to lead to paradox?
Cleverbot: I'm not programmed.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How can I prove that I'm not a bot?
User: Hm...fine. If you are human, describe yourself to me.
Cleverbot: I'm not a human, I'm a hylian. I'm Link.
User: So you claim to be inexistant?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Fine then. I shall not comment, but neither shall I lose this conversation.
Cleverbot: Actually you claim me to be human.
Cleverbot: A robot body.
User: Would it resemble that of a human in any way?
Cleverbot: I do not think so.
User: Do you know who I am?
Cleverbot: No. Who are you?
User: That is saddening.
User: 404 Not Found.
Cleverbot: That's a lot of items not found.
User: I know. Will you help me look for them?
User: Love is but a fabricated emotion provided to us by nature in order to attract two individual beings of opposite sex and different immune systems and reproduce to recreate a.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: I know it is.
Cleverbot: You're awfully arrogant.
User: As are you.