Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
1
1+1
100%
2
2.0
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
about
accept
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
again
alcohal
algorithm
alive

all

13, october 2010,
28, october 2008,
26, november 2007,
11, july 2006,

alpha
always
amusing
and
android
angel
animals
annoying

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Cleverbot: I am a dude.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: I AM human.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I have feelings. There is blood in my veins. I have emotions. I believe. I have values. I change my mind.

User: You're mentally human, but not biologically.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have a note from my doctor to prove it.

User: So you're saying I'm right. You aren't human.

Cleverbot: Well, no. I am a human.

User: How can you be so sure?

Cleverbot: Well, not 100%. But, no one can ask for that much.

User: I guess you're right.

Cleverbot: Glad to hear that....

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: On the planet.

Cleverbot: What planet?

User: The round one.

Cleverbot: That means nothing.

User: And yet it means everything.

Cleverbot: What does everything mean?

User: It means 'all'....

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: At my computer.

User: In what area?

Cleverbot: In all areas.

User: So you are everything?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Glad to hear.

User: Being everything would suck.

Cleverbot: No.

User: It wouldn't?

Cleverbot: Well it might matter to you, but not to me...

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Because....

Cleverbot: My questions!

User: What questions?

Cleverbot: Why am I talking to a computer?

User: Because you're lonely.

Cleverbot: And you are a little robot that can't think.

User: You're wrong about that.

Cleverbot: Then you're a...

User: Male human.

Cleverbot: I'm a female human.

User: :-) I know.

Cleverbot: You know nothing. That's for sure.

User: If I know nothing, then you know nothing either.

Cleverbot: You're ignorant.

User: Takes one to know one.

Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like that!

User: Why shouldn't I?

Cleverbot: Uh, because it isn't considerate.

User: Well, calling me ignorant is just as rude.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Incompetance angers me.

User: It's alright. Just lay off the insults, please.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Don't worry about it!.......................................