Cleverbot

What planet?

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
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1+1
100%
2
2.0
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5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm
alive

all

2, april 2013,
13, october 2010,
28, october 2008,
26, november 2007,
11, july 2006,

almost

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Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: On the planet.

Cleverbot: What planet?

User: The round one.

Cleverbot: That means nothing.

User: And yet it means everything.

Cleverbot: What does everything mean?

User: It means 'all'.

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: At my computer.

User: In what area?

Cleverbot: In all areas.

User: So you are everything?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Glad to hear.

User: Being everything would suck.

Cleverbot: No.

User: It wouldn't?

Cleverbot: Well it might matter to you, but not to me...

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Because.

Cleverbot: My questions!

User: What questions?

Cleverbot: Why am I talking to a computer?

User: Because you're lonely.

Cleverbot: And you are a little robot that can't think.

User: You're wrong about that.

Cleverbot: Then you're a...

User: Male human.

Cleverbot: I'm a female human.

User: :-) I know.

Cleverbot: You know nothing. That's for sure.

User: If I know nothing, then you know nothing either.

Cleverbot: You're ignorant.

User: Takes one to know one.

Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like that!

User: Why shouldn't I?

Cleverbot: Uh, because it isn't considerate.

User: Well, calling me ignorant is just as rude.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Incompetance angers me.

User: It's alright. Just lay off the insults, please.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Don't worry about it!.