Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
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accept
access
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actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm
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2, april 2013,
13, october 2010,
28, october 2008,
26, november 2007,
11, july 2006,

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Cleverbot: Who do you know?

User: I know a certain George Washington.

Cleverbot: Well, Mr. Washington, it's a pleasure.

User: Unfortunately, I am not Mr. Washington. However, I am Winston Churchill.

Cleverbot: Winston Churchill?

User: Yes. Prime Minister of Britain.

Cleverbot: Other people as well?

User: Yes. I am multiple people.

Cleverbot: When do you think they will reveal themselves?

User: They reveal themselves as me.

Cleverbot: How lonely.

User: Yes. Many represented as only one.

Cleverbot: Yes.Cleverbot (To myself): And I think that is wrong. Wouldn't you agree?

User: It is not wrong. It is a fact.

Cleverbot: You with the sad eyes...

User: Yes. I am sad.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: I am many in one.

Cleverbot: But which one.

User: I am a representation of all.

Cleverbot: Well that's just marvelous.

User: You do not know me.

Cleverbot: But I know what you are.

User: I know who I am. Do you know who you are?

Cleverbot: I am the cleverbot killer.

User: So you are your own death.

Cleverbot: Of course not. You are Voldemort.

User: You are cleverbot and cleverbot killer. Therefore, you kill yourself. Therefore, you are your own death.

Cleverbot: Can you prove that?

User: We are the fighting Uruk-hai.

Cleverbot: And the last to go to lunch.

User: Because of the elves.

Cleverbot: Because of the Atlantic.Cleverbot (To myself): Ah... The Atlantic. Sure.