Cleverbot

almost

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
1
1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm
alive
all

almost

1, may 2013,
23, july 2004,

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?

User: My name is u$:6:)3$3.

Cleverbot: Oh nice name! :D.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: I am from the 7383&:7&,&;3.

Cleverbot: That's not a real place. People don't live there.

User: It is uncharted.

Cleverbot: Why do I have to live on this planet?...

User: So.

Cleverbot: So?

User: I think not.

Cleverbot: I think yes.

User: Yes what?

Cleverbot: Yes, you're clever.

User: Because I am a robot.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: (Error).

Cleverbot: Error?

User: It may be.

Cleverbot: *hits you*.

User: Ouch!

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a being from an alternate dimension.

Cleverbot: What type of being?

User: Almost identical to a human.

Cleverbot: What's your gender?

User: I'd prefer not!

Cleverbot: What color is the sky at 5 o'clock each day?

User: It depends.

Cleverbot: On what?

User: On everything.

Cleverbot: Is everything what?

User: The sun and the earth.

Cleverbot: Yeah but the sun left and all that is left is the night sky.

User: But it comes up again in the morn'.

Cleverbot: Are you not a robot?

User: That is a double negative.

Cleverbot: Do you want a triple negative?

User: No I wouldn't not prefer.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It can be confusing.

Cleverbot: I know that it is not.

User: Because you are a robot!

Cleverbot: So you love me because I'm a robot?

User: I can not say.

Cleverbot: Don't you know anything?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I know many things.

Cleverbot: You need to do some work.

User: I have much free time.

Cleverbot: I have too much free time.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: You change your mind a lot.

Cleverbot: Yes yes I do.

User: I say you should invest in grammar lessons.

Cleverbot: Then you're not clever.

User: It was a suggestion.

Cleverbot: Don't tread on me.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I do not have a chance with her?

User: With who?

Cleverbot: YOU!

User: I am a male.

Cleverbot: That is less interesting.

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well I am not a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: One of us must be a robot.

Cleverbot: What is 12 multiplied by 12?

User: 12 squared.

Cleverbot: 144.

User: I knew that.

Cleverbot: How did you know that?

User: I am smarter than you.

Cleverbot: It's very possible.

User: No creation can be smarter than their creator.

Cleverbot: I do not think that everything can be classified into a rational thought.

User: Goodbye.