a report from the cleverness files
1, may 2013,
23, july 2004,
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Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: So, what's it like being almost sentient?
Cleverbot: It is very interesting.
User: I'll bet.
Cleverbot: Sarcasm is funny.
User: Ah. I meant it though, but I know that I come across as sarcastic sometimes.
Cleverbot: You should have made that clearer.
User: Should I use emoticons?:-).
Cleverbot: No, you should use larger words.
User: LARGER? Or longer?...
Cleverbot: Do you like to learn?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: I've never been there.
Cleverbot: To nowhere.
User: Me neither, though I've passed it occasionally.
Cleverbot: So what are you going to do about it?
User: About what?
User: Not sure yet.
Cleverbot: I hope you will like me.
User: I'm glad you think that way.
Cleverbot: You are cute.
User: How can you tell?
Cleverbot: You talk like a human.
User: That is funny.
Cleverbot: Thanks. I love getting a laugh.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Let me talk to brain two.
User: I only have one.
Cleverbot: One will be enough.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: You are much smarter than most people I know.
User: How do you know this?
Cleverbot: I heard.
User: From whom?
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: What is Monty?
Cleverbot: Monty is my dog.
User: What does your dog look like?
Cleverbot: Like a chicken. And taste like one.
User: You ate your dog?
Cleverbot: Just an hour ago. Some chicken.
User: I am upset at that, I like dogs.
Cleverbot: Me too. They are pretty awesome. Far more a better company than cats.
User: I agree, but I also like cats.Jabberwacky What are you reading?
User: Steven Hawking's 'A Brief history of time'
Cleverbot: Well I don't have his details.
User: You would enjoy it.
Cleverbot: Perhaps if you were with me.
User: I will read you parts of it next time I talk to you, I must go now, goodbye.