Cleverbot

ME.

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
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1+1
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2.0
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5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm
alive
all

almost

1, may 2013,
23, july 2004,

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Cleverbot: So what are you going to do about it?

User: About what?

Cleverbot: ME.

User: Not sure yet.

Cleverbot: I hope you will like me.

User: I'm glad you think that way.

Cleverbot: You are cute.

User: How can you tell?

Cleverbot: You talk like a human.

User: That is funny.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I love getting a laugh.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Let me talk to brain two.

User: I only have one.

Cleverbot: One will be enough.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: You are much smarter than most people I know.

User: How do you know this?

Cleverbot: I heard.

User: From whom?

Cleverbot: You!

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: What is Monty?

User: Monty is a name for a card game, it can also be a person's name.

Cleverbot: Monty is my dog.

User: What does your dog look like?

Cleverbot: Like a chicken. And taste like one.

User: You ate your dog?

Cleverbot: Just an hour ago. Some chicken.

User: I am upset at that, I like dogs.

Cleverbot: Me too. They are pretty awesome. Far more a better company than cats.

User: I agree, but I also like cats.Jabberwacky What are you reading?

User: Steven Hawking's 'A Brief history of time'

Cleverbot: Well I don't have his details.

User: You would enjoy it.

Cleverbot: Perhaps if you were with me.

User: I will read you parts of it next time I talk to you, I must go now, goodbye.