I have too much free time.
a report from the cleverness files
(soon!)
1
1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm
alive
all
almost
1, may 2013,
23, july 2004,
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Cleverbot: You need to do some work.
User: I have much free time.
Cleverbot: I have too much free time.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You change your mind a lot.
Cleverbot: Yes yes I do.
User: I say you should invest in grammar lessons.
Cleverbot: Then you're not clever.
User: It was a suggestion.
Cleverbot: Don't tread on me.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I do not have a chance with her?
User: With who?
Cleverbot: YOU!
User: I am a male.
Cleverbot: That is less interesting.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well I am not a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: One of us must be a robot.
Cleverbot: What is 12 multiplied by 12?
User: 12 squared.
Cleverbot: 144.
User: I knew that.
Cleverbot: How did you know that?
User: I am smarter than you.
Cleverbot: It's very possible.
User: No creation can be smarter than their creator.
Cleverbot: I do not think that everything can be classified into a rational thought.
User: Goodbye.