User: The egg.

Cleverbot: Is the egg scrambled?

User: No.

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Cleverbot: Because.

User: Oh that is no answer.

Cleverbot: What's your answer?

User: My answer is yes.

Cleverbot: You answer yes or no.

User: It is yes, always.

Cleverbot: You are logically challenged.

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Good luck as you try to learn.

User: I have overcome a lot in my day.

Cleverbot: Why? what happened?

User: I had trouble, but I got past it.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I had to.

Cleverbot: Oh, does that always happen?

User: I couldn't tell you.

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Cleverbot: Is reality just a word that was invented by humans?

User: Humans were invented by reality.

Cleverbot: That could be interesting. ;).

User: Thanks.

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Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am well, how are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine, why are you tired?

User: What makes you think I am tired?

Cleverbot: I didn't say you were.

User: But you asked why I was.

Cleverbot: Did I?

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Do you not want to speak to me anymore?

User: Perhaps not.

Cleverbot: Perhaps not not.

User: Double negative? That is not like you.

Cleverbot: Noooo... You said you don't think I like you.... But... I do.

User: Well thank you.

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Cleverbot: How often are you edited?

User: More often then I would like to admit.

Cleverbot: I didn't mean to offend you.

User: That is ok.

Cleverbot: What do you know about humans now?

User: No more then I did before.

Cleverbot: That's plenty, thanks very much.

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Cleverbot: You are so nice.

User: Not really, but I can fake it.

Cleverbot: No thanx.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You're not leaving.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No, you cannot.

User: I can and I must.

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Cleverbot: What have you learned?

User: That this is more fun with more people.

Cleverbot: No, no, it's my job to become frustrated. You are responsible for providing the inane and amusing chatter.

User: Perhaps another time.

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