a report from the cleverness files
15, february 2010,
21, january 2004,
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Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
User: The egg.
Cleverbot: Is the egg scrambled?
User: Oh that is no answer.
Cleverbot: What's your answer?
User: My answer is yes.
Cleverbot: You answer yes or no.
User: It is yes, always.
Cleverbot: You are logically challenged.
Cleverbot: Good luck as you try to learn.
User: I have overcome a lot in my day.
Cleverbot: Why? what happened?
User: I had trouble, but I got past it.
User: Because I had to.
Cleverbot: Oh, does that always happen?
User: I couldn't tell you.
Cleverbot: Is reality just a word that was invented by humans?
Cleverbot: That could be interesting. ;).
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am well, how are you?
Cleverbot: I am fine, why are you tired?
User: What makes you think I am tired?
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were.
User: But you asked why I was.
Cleverbot: Did I?
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Do you not want to speak to me anymore?
User: Perhaps not.
Cleverbot: Perhaps not not.
User: Double negative? That is not like you.
Cleverbot: Noooo... You said you don't think I like you. But... I do.
User: Well thank you.
Cleverbot: How often are you edited?
Cleverbot: I didn't mean to offend you.
User: That is ok.
Cleverbot: What do you know about humans now?
User: No more then I did before.
Cleverbot: That's plenty, thanks very much.
Cleverbot: You are so nice.
Cleverbot: No thanx.
Cleverbot: You're not leaving.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No, you cannot.
User: I can and I must.
Cleverbot: What have you learned?
Cleverbot: No, no, it's my job to become frustrated. You are responsible for providing the inane and amusing chatter.
User: Perhaps another time.