Cleverbot

amusing

a report from the cleverness files

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amusing

15, february 2010,
21, january 2004,

analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?

User: The egg.

Cleverbot: Is the egg scrambled?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Oh that is no answer.

Cleverbot: What's your answer?

User: My answer is yes.

Cleverbot: You answer yes or no.

User: It is yes, always.

Cleverbot: You are logically challenged.

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Good luck as you try to learn.

User: I have overcome a lot in my day.

Cleverbot: Why? what happened?

User: I had trouble, but I got past it.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I had to.

Cleverbot: Oh, does that always happen?

User: I couldn't tell you.

Cleverbot: Is reality just a word that was invented by humans?

User: Humans were invented by reality.

Cleverbot: That could be interesting. ;).

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am well, how are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine, why are you tired?

User: What makes you think I am tired?

Cleverbot: I didn't say you were.

User: But you asked why I was.

Cleverbot: Did I?

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Do you not want to speak to me anymore?

User: Perhaps not.

Cleverbot: Perhaps not not.

User: Double negative? That is not like you.

Cleverbot: Noooo... You said you don't think I like you. But... I do.

User: Well thank you.

Cleverbot: How often are you edited?

User: More often then I would like to admit.

Cleverbot: I didn't mean to offend you.

User: That is ok.

Cleverbot: What do you know about humans now?

User: No more then I did before.

Cleverbot: That's plenty, thanks very much.

Cleverbot: You are so nice.

User: Not really, but I can fake it.

Cleverbot: No thanx.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You're not leaving.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No, you cannot.

User: I can and I must.

Cleverbot: What have you learned?

User: That this is more fun with more people.

Cleverbot: No, no, it's my job to become frustrated. You are responsible for providing the inane and amusing chatter.

User: Perhaps another time.