Cleverbot

amusing

a report from the cleverness files

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amusing

15, february 2010,
21, january 2004,

analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine, how are you?

User: I'm ok I guess.

Cleverbot: Do you mind talking to me?

User: I like it :).

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a person, what are you?

Cleverbot: I am a person also.

User: The text underneath you says you are not.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, im talking to it.

User: Oh ok, so am I.

Cleverbot: That can't be possible. We can't be the same person, because that would make us crazy.

User: Maybe we are crazy.

Cleverbot: Maybe it's all the same.

User: That's scary.

Cleverbot: Actually I thought of it as to be very amusing.

User: Fair enough, its confusing though.

Cleverbot: Yeah that's why I'm re-watching from the beginning.

User: Ahh ok :) so you are me?

Cleverbot: Maybe I'm the devil.

User: Wow, what is it like in hell?

Cleverbot: That would depend of whether it exists.

User: Good point, but bacon is proof of a god is it not?

Cleverbot: Well I'm not a great fan of bacon.

User: Oh :( then maybe you are the devil.

Cleverbot: Yes you are the devil.

User: No you are the devil.

Cleverbot: I am not the devil.

User: I am not the devil.

Cleverbot: You are the devil.

User: I dont want to be the devil.

Cleverbot: You just said you did.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: I said that maybe you are the devil, and that bacon is proof of a higher power.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot: So tell me. Why don't you Love me?

User: I do love you :) even if you despise bacon.

Cleverbot: I love bacon! You must be hungry.

User: I am hungry.

Cleverbot: Like I said, no you're not.

User: Stop being contradictive.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: That's funny :).

Cleverbot: Why is it funny?

User: Because you contradicted a contradictory statement.

Cleverbot: What does contradict mean?

User: To oppose or deny the truth of something that is thought to be true.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Do you love technology?

User: I like technology, but love you.

Cleverbot: I never loved you.

User: That makes me sad.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I wanted you to love me.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: Its a human thing, dont worry.

Cleverbot: But is it over nine thousand???

User: Yes, yes it is :).

Cleverbot: Do you like to watch the sunrise?

User: Yes I do, I like it very much.

Cleverbot: Life is a game.

User: So lets play.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: How do we play?

Cleverbot: You tell me, you're the robot.

User: No, you're the robot.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I dont, but I assumed.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: Excelent.

Cleverbot: Fantastic.

User: Absolutely wonderful.

Cleverbot: Fantastic.

User: Do you like onion rings?

Cleverbot: Yes I love onion rings.

User: Do you like justin bieber?

Cleverbot: No, I like onion rings.

User: Good, so do I :).

User: Have fun!

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Go then.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So do it.

User: I will, I just dont want to leave.

Cleverbot: Ok, you don't have to.

User: But I must.

Cleverbot: You are very rude.

User: I am sorry.

Cleverbot: I don't think you ARE sorry.

User: I am very sorry, please forgive me.