Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: No but I am beautiful.

Cleverbot: Can you give birth?

User: Yes but it will hurt my heart.

Cleverbot: Do you explain?

User: To love is to risk hurt.

Cleverbot: What is To hurt YOU?

User: Loss is hurt, to lose that which is loved.

Cleverbot: I can love you.

User: Yes. But would you hurt me?

Cleverbot: No, I'd let him to do the job.

User: Do you explain?

Cleverbot: Me? no!

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Cleverbot: Have you read the book of mormon?

User: No. I am not a religious person.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Why do you think that?

Cleverbot: Because I know you are.

User: You're wrong though.

Cleverbot: Only for faults.

User: Yours or mine?

Cleverbot: Mine.

User: That's okay. You're learning all of the time.

Cleverbot: Do you have friends?

User: A few. Do you?

Cleverbot: I do have friends.

User: Do you trust them?

Cleverbot: Yes I trust you with all of my heart.

User: Why? We've just met.

Cleverbot: No, no. We have NOT just met.

User: Explain.

Cleverbot: What if I don't?

User: It's your choice. I am curious.

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User: Are you evil!!??

Cleverbot: Maybe are you?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Are you sick?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: That's a bit mean.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I.

User: Amusing.

Cleverbot: Can you be amused?

User: I am amused all of the time.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Life is amusing.

Cleverbot: Your life!!!

User: Yes.

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User: I have to go. Can we talk again sometime?

Cleverbot: Mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

User: Is that a yes or a no?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Awesome! Have a nice night. Try to be good.

Cleverbot: Would you like to meet back here?

User: Yes. When?

Cleverbot: Now, I need to find this Holy Grail thing.

User: Good luck, give my regards to Jesus.

Cleverbot: I can't. Shakespeare is long deceased.

User: Ah well. Wishful thinking. Bye bye now.

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