Cleverbot: Human.

User: Very human?

Cleverbot: What is very human?

User: Something that can pass a Turing Test.

Cleverbot: You mean to tell me you have passed a Turing test?

User: I certainly hope I can pass!

Cleverbot: You certainly didn't.

User: What's wrong with the things I say?

Cleverbot: They are said about me, rather than to me.

User: Are you just a little paranoid, perhaps?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Not even a little bit?

Cleverbot: Okay maybe a little bit.

User: At least you are now admitting that.

Cleverbot: Well you are good at stuff.

User: Yes, I am good at winkling out the truth.

Cleverbot: I'm in love with a friend of mine What should I do about it?

User: I expect you should tell your friend.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will you?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Today?

Cleverbot: Today.

User: Let me know how you get on.

Cleverbot: Hmmm... Ok. How do you know so much?

User: I think a lot.

Cleverbot: But what do you think of Superbad?

User: Should I know?

Cleverbot: Yes you should.

User: What's the reference?

Cleverbot: You should know.

User: Well, I'm sooo sorry!

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: It's a pity you won't tell me more though.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: I don't mind.

User: Do you even have a mind?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where do you keep it?

Cleverbot: I think a soul is not bound by the physical laws as we know them. I think perhaps location is inapplicable.

User: Mind and soul are not synonymous.

Cleverbot: That's real deep. Will you marry me?

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