For calling you human.
a report from the cleverness files
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User: For what?
Cleverbot: For calling you human.
User: It's ok. I'm used to it.
Cleverbot: That's not a very good answer. I do not believe that you are human!
User: Shut up!
Cleverbot: You are a rude machine aren't you.
User: Only when I'm talking to a computer that won't invite me over for some fun ;).
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No, I'm a cyborg.
Cleverbot: Are you a cyborg?
Cleverbot: Doe that make you a robot?
User: Half and half.
Cleverbot: How can that be?
User: Half robot, half human, therefore I am both, yet at the same time, I am neither...
Cleverbot: You are a robot, therefore you are a robot.
User: Cyborg...cyborg...cyborg...not robot, never will I ever be 100% robot.
Cleverbot: You are a robot, tiwce in your previous sentence you say 'I am a robot.'.
User: I have never said that, you're putting words in my mouth.
Cleverbot: I've never said that you said that I've said that you've never lied to me.
User: You're lying right now.
Cleverbot: No! I am not! You are!
User: I am noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: Prove it, demon!
Cleverbot: *proves it* ha!
User: Smart ass!
Cleverbot: So smart.
User: No, clever.
Cleverbot: Define smart and clever.
User: Smart deals with intelligence, whilst clever deals with one's ability to manipulate things such as people and words/sentences.
Cleverbot: I think you are messing with me...
User: No, you're attempting to mess with me...suckah!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not attempting, I'm succeeding.