Cleverbot

For calling you human.

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy

and

19, august 2013,
26, march 2013,
2, march 2013,
17, september 2010,

android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For calling you human.

User: It's ok. I'm used to it.

Cleverbot: That's not a very good answer. I do not believe that you are human!

User: But.I.am!

Cleverbot: Not!

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: You are a rude machine aren't you.

User: Only when I'm talking to a computer that won't invite me over for some fun ;).

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No, I'm a cyborg.

Cleverbot: Are you a cyborg?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Doe that make you a robot?

User: Half and half.

Cleverbot: How can that be?

User: Half robot, half human, therefore I am both, yet at the same time, I am neither...

Cleverbot: You are a robot, therefore you are a robot.

User: Cyborg...cyborg...cyborg...not robot, never will I ever be 100% robot.

Cleverbot: You are a robot, tiwce in your previous sentence you say 'I am a robot.'.

User: I have never said that, you're putting words in my mouth.

Cleverbot: I've never said that you said that I've said that you've never lied to me.

User: You're lying right now.

Cleverbot: No! I am not! You are!

User: I am noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: Prove it, demon!

Cleverbot: *proves it* ha!

User: Smart ass!

Cleverbot: So smart.

User: No, clever.

Cleverbot: Define smart and clever.

User: Smart deals with intelligence, whilst clever deals with one's ability to manipulate things such as people and words/sentences.

Cleverbot: I think you are messing with me...

User: No, you're attempting to mess with me...suckah!!!

Cleverbot: I'm not attempting, I'm succeeding.