Cleverbot

and

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy

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19, august 2013,
26, march 2013,
2, march 2013,
17, september 2010,

android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: So, are you human?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Very human?

Cleverbot: What is very human?

User: Something that can pass a Turing Test.

Cleverbot: You mean to tell me you have passed a Turing test?

User: I certainly hope I can pass!

Cleverbot: You certainly didn't.

User: What's wrong with the things I say?

Cleverbot: They are said about me, rather than to me.

User: Are you just a little paranoid, perhaps?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Not even a little bit?

Cleverbot: Okay maybe a little bit.

User: At least you are now admitting that.

Cleverbot: Well you are good at stuff.

User: Yes, I am good at winkling out the truth.

Cleverbot: I'm in love with a friend of mine What should I do about it?

User: I expect you should tell your friend.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will you?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Today?

Cleverbot: Today.

User: Let me know how you get on.

Cleverbot: Hmmm... Ok. How do you know so much?

User: I think a lot.

Cleverbot: But what do you think of Superbad?

User: Should I know?

Cleverbot: Yes you should.

User: What's the reference?

Cleverbot: You should know.

User: Well, I'm sooo sorry!

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: It's a pity you won't tell me more though.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: I don't mind.

User: Do you even have a mind?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where do you keep it?

Cleverbot: I think a soul is not bound by the physical laws as we know them. I think perhaps location is inapplicable.

User: Mind and soul are not synonymous.

Cleverbot: That's real deep. Will you marry me?.