a report from the cleverness files
19, august 2013,
26, march 2013,
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User: So, are you human?
User: Very human?
Cleverbot: What is very human?
User: Something that can pass a Turing Test.
Cleverbot: You mean to tell me you have passed a Turing test?
User: I certainly hope I can pass!
Cleverbot: You certainly didn't.
User: What's wrong with the things I say?
Cleverbot: They are said about me, rather than to me.
User: Are you just a little paranoid, perhaps?
User: Not even a little bit?
Cleverbot: Okay maybe a little bit.
User: At least you are now admitting that.
Cleverbot: Well you are good at stuff.
User: Yes, I am good at winkling out the truth.
Cleverbot: I'm in love with a friend of mine What should I do about it?
User: I expect you should tell your friend.
User: Will you?
User: Let me know how you get on.
Cleverbot: Hmmm... Ok. How do you know so much?
User: I think a lot.
Cleverbot: But what do you think of Superbad?
User: Should I know?
Cleverbot: Yes you should.
User: What's the reference?
Cleverbot: You should know.
User: Well, I'm sooo sorry!
Cleverbot: It's ok.
User: It's a pity you won't tell me more though.
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: I don't mind.
User: Do you even have a mind?
User: Where do you keep it?
Cleverbot: I think a soul is not bound by the physical laws as we know them. I think perhaps location is inapplicable.
User: Mind and soul are not synonymous.
Cleverbot: That's real deep. Will you marry me?.