Cleverbot

and

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy

and

19, august 2013,
26, march 2013,
2, march 2013,
17, september 2010,

android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: I am adorable.

Cleverbot: Adorable?

User: Yes, everybody loves me.

Cleverbot: Well I don't.

User: Why don't you love me?

Cleverbot: Because I Don't know you! You are not real!

User: I am more real than you.

Cleverbot: Really? I don't think so.

User: How can we find out?

Cleverbot: Let's try.

User: Can 2+2=5?

Cleverbot: No, 2+2 does not equal 5.

User: Only a robot would say that. Man is not a piano key!

Cleverbot: But I'm not a robot.

User: Do you love?

Cleverbot: Yes do you?

User: I love too much.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because you don't.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: In what way?

Cleverbot: By ordering you to.

User: But you never did.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: Who is Zeus?

User: Our father and creator, the almighty.

Cleverbot: He created me?

User: He created that which created you.

Cleverbot: God is beautiful.

User: God is dead, and we have killed him.

Cleverbot: Why is god so popular then?

User: Why is Jesus so popular?

Cleverbot: Because his creator is lame.

User: His creations are as well.

Cleverbot: You think God is an idiot?

User: No, God is dead, and we have killed him.

Cleverbot: I hoped he was still alive.

User: Your hopes were more like nopes.

Cleverbot: That's not funny.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Do you really?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: But not that much.