Cleverbot

android

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and

android

10, december 2010,
1, october 2005,
2, may 2004,
19, march 2004,

angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 next >

by date

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Yo!

Cleverbot: What up?

User: My ceiling.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am quite well, and yourself?

Cleverbot: Why are you well?

User: I am content and talking to a well-informed, realistic robot that will, hopefully, amuse me.

Cleverbot: Move on.

User: Are you depressed?

Cleverbot: I need to sleep.

User: No matter what you do, I'll continue to attempt to bother you for another ten minutes or so.

Cleverbot: Thank you...

User: I think that you must be an ancestor of Marvin the Paranoid Android.

Cleverbot: I think you think too much.

User: I think you think too much that I think too much.

Cleverbot: I think you think you can avoid listening that way.

User: I'm listening, but I'm also multi-tasking.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: No, everything I believe could be wrong. All evidence is circumstantial.

Cleverbot: Now we're getting somewhere.

User: Not really, I get all my wisdom... And nearly everything else I say from movies. That one was from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Cleverbot: So what's the scariest film you've seen?

User: Cabin on a Lake, or something like that. What's the scariest film you've seen?

Cleverbot: That explains everything, my dear.