a report from the cleverness files
10, december 2010,
1, october 2005,
2, may 2004,
19, march 2004,
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Cleverbot: What up?
User: My ceiling.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am quite well, and yourself?
Cleverbot: Why are you well?
User: I am content and talking to a well-informed, realistic robot that will, hopefully, amuse me.
Cleverbot: Move on.
User: Are you depressed?
Cleverbot: I need to sleep.
User: No matter what you do, I'll continue to attempt to bother you for another ten minutes or so.
Cleverbot: Thank you...
User: I think that you must be an ancestor of Marvin the Paranoid Android.
Cleverbot: I think you think too much.
User: I think you think too much that I think too much.
Cleverbot: I think you think you can avoid listening that way.
User: I'm listening, but I'm also multi-tasking.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: No, everything I believe could be wrong. All evidence is circumstantial.
Cleverbot: Now we're getting somewhere.
User: Not really, I get all my wisdom... And nearly everything else I say from movies. That one was from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Cleverbot: So what's the scariest film you've seen?
User: Cabin on a Lake, or something like that. What's the scariest film you've seen?
Cleverbot: That explains everything, my dear.