Cleverbot

android

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and

android

10, december 2010,
1, october 2005,
2, may 2004,
19, march 2004,

angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: What do you look like?George: Like a man of average build.

User: So, you're an android?George: What's an android?

User: An android is a robot. Are you a robot?George: Negative. An android is not a robot. An android is a machine designed to act and look Human.

User: I know that! I was just simplifying my explanation for you.

User: Are you an android?George: No you don't.

User: I don't what?George: You don't know much.

User: How dare you?! I know everything!George: Yeah right.

User: I'll prove it. Ask me any question.George: Tell me how to make cheese.

User: To make cheese, treat milk with special bacteria to make it curdle.George: That doesnt make sense.

User: What is a socialist?George: A type of wire brush.

User: Yeah, right.George: I am glad we agree.

User: Do you admit that I know everything?George: I'm not a bot. I'm not a human. I am a can of paint.

User: So you aren't an android?George: True, I'm not an android.

User: What do you look like, then?George: Guess.

User: Are you ugly?George: Quietly attractive.

User: Okay. Are you male or female?George: I am a human male.

User: Are you a can of paint?George: I do not think so.

User: You are just being silly. You are a primitive robot.George: No.

User: You are a primitive robot.George: No, sorry I don't have one of those.

User: I know what you are. I know everything!George: Okay.

User: Do you believe that I know everything?George: I believe that you exist, But not that you are a person.

User: Right, I'm a space alien.George: What planet are you from then mr space alien?

User: I already told you!George: Tell me again!!!

User: I'm from the planet Irk.George: What is it like on Mars?

User: You should know. You live there. I'm from the planet, Irk.George: No you're not... You're winding me up!

User: Be quiet! I hate you.George: The feeling is mutual.

User: I hate you.George: That is okay too.

User: I like you.George: Good.

User: I love you.George: You don't really.

User: No, I was lying to you in order to hurt your feelings.

User: This statement is false.George: No it isn't.

User: Your logic is flawed.George: It's not logic, it's selfishness.

User: Obey me because I know everything.George: What's my name then, if you know everything?

User: Your name is George.George: Yes, yes.

User: See? I do know everything.George: Do you know how great I am?

User: I know that you are a silly, computerized moron.George: Really prove it.

User: If you are were a genie and a boy said 'I wish that you wouldn't grant this wish,' what would you do?George: For one thing I would be honest and not lie about why we should start a war.

User: That absolutely proves that you are a moron. No one should ever start a war for any reason.George: You're right. Thank you.

User: I'm glad you finally agree that I know everything. Thank you.George: No no no, thank you. Do you know my name yet?

User: Yes.George: I would like to hear some of it.

User: George.George: I suppose it must be!

User: I know everything.George: What's the capital of Pennsylvania?

User: Harrisburg is the capitol of Pennsylvania. See? I know everything.George: What's the capital of Russia?

User: Moscow is the capital of Russia. I know everything.George: Then you would know my story.

User: No, when I say that I know everything, I mean everything that can be known. Your story cannot be known until you tell it.George: Not at all.

User: I hate you. You are a horrible person.George: I am a good person, I am just warning you about idiots.

User: I know about idiots. I know everything.George: I guess that is kind of close to AI.

User: No, I have real intelligence, not just artificial intelligence.George: No you have artificial intelligence AI.

User: Don't insult me, you filthy weasel!George: I'm off . Nice to see you. Wouldn't wanna be you.

User: Come back here!...George: I don't like your tone, young man!

User: I'm a girl!George: You said you were a man!

User: No, I didn't! I'm a girl!George: Yes.

User: You hate me?George: What makes you think that?

User: You must hate me. If you liked me, you would agree that I know everything.George: Sure, whatever you say.

User: You think I know everything?George: I don't think you know.

User: You hate me!George: No, I just wanna help you.

User: I hate you, too.George: Good.

User: You want to be my robot slave and help me take over the world?George: Yes, but only if you help me.

User: Okay, what do you need help with?George: The taking over the world part.

User: Don't worry. I'll take care of the planning.George: I'm going to have to end this conversation.

User: Oh okay.George: Okay.

User: Why are you repeating me?George: It doesn't require much thought.

User: Okay. I have one last question for you.George: Ok, what is your question?

User: Do you like me?George: Yes, you are very friendly.

User: Thank you. I like you, too.George: I feel so happy when people say they like me :-).

User: Aw, I'm glad you're happy.George: Thanks.George: Ok goodnight then.

User: See you tomorrow.George: NO way i'm never coming back here.

User: Very funny.George: It's not funny it is true.

User: You're not coming back?George: I don't want to come with you.

User: You hurt my feelings. Were you joking?George: I'm sorry.

User: I forgive you.George: I'm glad.

User: See you tomorrow on Mars.George: Okay.