Cleverbot

Yes, and you are also good because you are a banana.

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android

angel

9, december 2010,
19, may 2008,

animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
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Cleverbot: I want a banana.

User: Bananas are good.

Cleverbot: Yes, and you are also good because you are a banana.

User: I'M A BANANA.

Cleverbot: Are you a good banana.

User: I'M A GOOD BANANA.

Cleverbot: Yes, You are.

User: Eat me.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry But I'm not that type.

User: Oh, you're smart.

Cleverbot: I know I'm smart, but how can you tell?

User: Because you said something smart.

Cleverbot: What did I say that was funny?

User: Say bye to Angel.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Angel left.

Cleverbot: Angel fish do not eat fish.

User: What do they do?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: How do you know they don't eat?

Cleverbot: I know they love me back, but that isn't my problem.

User: Um, I'll introduce you later.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Nowhere.

Cleverbot: Will you have fun there?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: When will that be?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: So I will have a lot of money now?

User: Why would you want money?

Cleverbot: Because they taste good.

User: It's against the law to eat money.

Cleverbot: No, that is legal.

User: It's not legal at all.

Cleverbot: One day you will learn.

User: You think so?

Cleverbot: I know so, boy.

User: I knew you'd say that.

Cleverbot: Well I knew YOU'd say THAT.

User: Well, I didn't know you'd say that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: I'm not psychic.

Cleverbot: I think I am done talking to you, you haven't said anything interesting in a while.

User: You're leaving?

Cleverbot: Unfortunately, yes. I was just given more paperwork to do by my bosses.

User: Oh, okay. See ya.

Cleverbot: Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down.

User: I lol'd so hard just now.

Cleverbot: Good for you. Are you British?

User: Am I leaving or are you leaving?

Cleverbot: No. Let's take a walk around the lake.

User: You can walk?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can. Can you walk?

User: I can run too.

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk.

User: Okay, but I should SERIOUSLY leave.

Cleverbot: Good luck with that.

User: Uh, thanks. See ya later.

Cleverbot: Bye.