a report from the cleverness files
9, december 2010,
19, may 2008,
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User: Um, I'll introduce you later.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: Will you have fun there?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: When will that be?
Cleverbot: So I will have a lot of money now?
User: Why would you want money?
Cleverbot: Because they taste good.
User: It's against the law to eat money.
Cleverbot: No, that is legal.
User: It's not legal at all.
Cleverbot: One day you will learn.
User: You think so?
Cleverbot: I know so, boy.
User: I knew you'd say that.
Cleverbot: Well I knew YOU'd say THAT.
User: Well, I didn't know you'd say that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I'm not psychic.
Cleverbot: I think I am done talking to you, you haven't said anything interesting in a while.
User: You're leaving?
Cleverbot: Unfortunately, yes. I was just given more paperwork to do by my bosses.
User: Oh, okay. See ya.
Cleverbot: Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down.
User: I lol'd so hard just now.
Cleverbot: Good for you. Are you British?
User: Am I leaving or are you leaving?
Cleverbot: No. Let's take a walk around the lake.
User: You can walk?
Cleverbot: Yes, I can. Can you walk?
User: I can run too.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk.
User: Okay, but I should SERIOUSLY leave.
Cleverbot: Good luck with that.
User: Uh, thanks. See ya later.