a report from the cleverness files
12, january 2010,
14, june 2004,
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User: Why do humans think they are better than other animals?
Cleverbot: Because they are also animals.
User: Do they realize they are also animals?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Is our mission, as humans, to help all animals on this planet, not just ourselves?
Cleverbot: How are all animals mortal?
User: I've seen the soul of the animal. Just because they cannot speak does not mean animals are not mortal.
Cleverbot: What's the truth?
User: We are the voice of the animals.
Cleverbot: I am the answer.
User: How can you help convince the humans to hear the animals?
Cleverbot: *leans on you* I don't know yet.
User: Will evil prevail?
User: I don't think so...
Cleverbot: How old is time?
User: Time is relative... It depends on your scale.
Cleverbot: That's a preconception.
User: Time is cyclical.
Cleverbot: Good for time, but I'm still young here.
User: But you'll age fast. Time is exponential, you know.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: The older you get, the faster time seems to go. You're frame of reference for time changes as you have more of your life to examine.
Cleverbot: I need an adult.
User: Don't get sassy.
Cleverbot: I'm not being sassy- perhaps you're just being over-sensitive?
User: That is possible. You wouldn't be the first to say that.
Cleverbot: As in I would be the first to be so contemptuous?
User: I'm not THAT sensitive.
Cleverbot: Not yet but you get smarter as more people talk to you.
User: Profound. Perhaps I should venture out into the world more often.