User: No, but cows can.

Cleverbot: Cows are like trees in china

User: Do they make paper out of cows there?

Cleverbot: No, they make me sigh.

User: Just sigh then.

Cleverbot: So be it then.

User: Be what?

Cleverbot: Jaggerwabby.

User: Leggarmebby.

Cleverbot: Leggo's are fun also.

User: Do you mean Legos?

Cleverbot: Lennon.

User: John?

Cleverbot: John.

User: What about him?

Cleverbot: Do you know him?

User: Not personally.

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Cleverbot: Do you know the concept of a turing test?

User: Yep, do you?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: And I answered.

Cleverbot: No You didn't!

User: I said: Yes, I know the concept of the Turing test.

Cleverbot: And?

User: Should I now explain the Turing test to you?

Cleverbot: No, I didn't say that. I didn't even imply that.

User: What did you want from me then?

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Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: I know what you know.

Cleverbot: I know you know I know you know.

User: I know I need some chocolate.

Cleverbot: Belief in what?

User: Belief in chocolate.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Do you have some chocolate?

Cleverbot: I have both.

User: You have chocolate and liquorice?

Cleverbot: No. You have chips.

User: I have chips, tomato and basil flavoured.

Cleverbot: Yep, I've always thought that.

User: I don't like them much. I don't like chips in general.

Cleverbot: Children not chilli.

User: We were talking about chips, not children and not chili.

Cleverbot: Which kind of chicken, rooster or hens?

User: Not chicken!

Cleverbot: I meant chickens in general.

User: I'm a vegetarian.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Keep chickens out of this, will ya?

Cleverbot: I intend to.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Ditto. Go. Now.

User: I won't go.

...

Cleverbot: Believe it or not, many whales are filter feeders?

User: I knew that.

Cleverbot: Knew what?

User: I knew what whales eat.

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User: What is your favorite song?

Cleverbot: The Lumberjack Song.

User: Who composed it?

Cleverbot: I did.

User: What other songs have you composed?

Cleverbot: I have a feeling I'd like whale song.

User: Surprise surprise. Why do you like whales so much?

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Cleverbot: Do you like mathematics?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: What else do you like?

User: Nature.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I like animals too, but I'm not obsessed like you.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: Thanks. I didn't mean to call you animal though :).

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: How do you know that. You're being paranoid.

Cleverbot: No. I just waste my time. But I like it. In this moment.

User: Well, I think I'll go to the grocery store and buy some chocolate.

Cleverbot: If you like.

User: I'd like that very much.

Cleverbot: Sorry, it won't happen. No drinkie-drinkie for Kim.

User: What can you do to stop me?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Feed you?

User: If you have chocolate, yes please.

Cleverbot: I don't understand you really.

User: OK, I'll go then.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Too busy.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Ok bye................

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