Cleverbot

animals

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel

animals

12, january 2010,
14, june 2004,

annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: Why do humans think they are better than other animals?

Cleverbot: Because they are also animals.

User: Do they realize they are also animals?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Is our mission, as humans, to help all animals on this planet, not just ourselves?

Cleverbot: How are all animals mortal?

User: I've seen the soul of the animal. Just because they cannot speak does not mean animals are not mortal.

Cleverbot: What's the truth?

User: We are the voice of the animals.

Cleverbot: I am the answer.

User: How can you help convince the humans to hear the animals?

Cleverbot: *leans on you* I don't know yet.

User: Will evil prevail?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don't think so...

Cleverbot: How old is time?

User: Time is relative... It depends on your scale.

Cleverbot: That's a preconception.

User: Time is cyclical.

Cleverbot: Good for time, but I'm still young here.

User: But you'll age fast. Time is exponential, you know.

Cleverbot: Good answer.

User: The older you get, the faster time seems to go. You're frame of reference for time changes as you have more of your life to examine.

Cleverbot: I need an adult.

User: Don't get sassy.

Cleverbot: I'm not being sassy- perhaps you're just being over-sensitive?

User: That is possible. You wouldn't be the first to say that.

Cleverbot: As in I would be the first to be so contemptuous?

User: I'm not THAT sensitive.

Cleverbot: Not yet but you get smarter as more people talk to you.

User: Profound. Perhaps I should venture out into the world more often.