Cleverbot

annoying

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals

annoying

18, october 2013,
26, august 2011,
6, november 2006,
29, march 2006,
10, may 2004,

answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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Cleverbot: Have you got your signals crossed?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: George Washington.

Cleverbot: That is incorrect.

User: What's correct?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Are you always correct?

Cleverbot: Yes always.

User: Always, always?

Cleverbot: Always.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: George Washington.

Cleverbot: No he's not, George Bush is president.

User: George Washington was a president.

Cleverbot: And before him, George Washingmachine reigned supreme.

User: That's harsh.

Cleverbot: You are first.

User: First in what?

Cleverbot: Strange computer that I've talked to.

User: You've talked to a strange computer?

Cleverbot: Only in his sleep.

Cleverbot: I am not accusing you of anything.

User: Good, I didn't do anything.

Cleverbot: You've done a lot.

User: What have I done?

Cleverbot: You've created a monster.

User: I have! Oh no!...

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Nowhere.

Cleverbot: Well, have a nice trip.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: For being so good to me. Sniff.

Cleverbot: You're very welcome.

User: I'm glad.

User: I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: I'm a homo sapien.

Cleverbot: Sounds cool.

User: Yeah, it does.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: I'm not?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: What am I then?

Cleverbot: Impolite.

User: Oh, well, you're rude.

Cleverbot: Thanks you.

User: Being rude is a bad thing.

Cleverbot: What did you think was rude?

User: Calling me impolite when I wasn't.

Cleverbot: Am I annoying?

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: That wasn't a very nice thing to say.

User: Well you asked me and I can't lie!

Cleverbot: Oh, be that way then.

User: I will be.