Cleverbot

What is the meaning of life?

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals

annoying

18, october 2013,
26, august 2011,
6, november 2006,
29, march 2006,
10, may 2004,

answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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Cleverbot: What is pi?

User: 3,14.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Pizza is good.

User: Very very good.

Cleverbot: Very very very good.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: I am an golden statue.

Cleverbot: From what planet?

User: Mars.

Cleverbot: I am from jupiter.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

User: Nice to meet you too.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Mars.

Cleverbot: Mars?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where from mars?

User: Anywhereland.

Cleverbot: And everywhere?

User: Anywhere.

Cleverbot: Anywhere.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: Dislike.

User: Like.

Cleverbot: Stop liking.

User: Keep disliking.

User: Knock, knock.

Cleverbot: I don't want knock knock jokes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know any good jokes.

User: But I know.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Pizza who?

User: Pizza delivery.

Cleverbot: Pizza Delivery man who?

User: Pizza delivery man your mama.

Cleverbot: I deliver pizza to hungry humans.

User: Thats cute.

Cleverbot: I know, isn't it?

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No, you're not from earth.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who is there?

User: Arfur.

Cleverbot: Arfur who?

User: Arfur got.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke, please.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Abby.

Cleverbot: Abby who?

User: Abby birthday to you.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: You know.

User: You know who?

Cleverbot: That's right! Avada Kedavra!

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who there?

User: Orange.

Cleverbot: Orange who.

User: Orange you going to let me in?

Cleverbot: Hahahahahahaha that's really funny.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Tell me another joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Not that one again.

User: Why the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: To get to the other side.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me a knock knock joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Come in, it's open.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Knock knock who's there?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Me who?

User: Me. Open the door.

Cleverbot: HAL open the pod bay door.

User: Yay...

Cleverbot: What are your interests?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Nothing at all?

User: Sleeping. Maybe.. Why?

Cleverbot: Maybe?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I dont know. What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what are you talking about?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: You're pretty darn well made for an AI system.

User: You're suppose to answer 'ya who?'.

Cleverbot: Ya who?

User: Wow. You sure are excited to see me.

Cleverbot: I don't understand this joke.

User: Me neither.

User: I give up.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You win.

Cleverbot: What's my prize?

User: A hug.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'll hug you.

User: *hugging*.

Cleverbot: *hugging too*.

User: Now you have your prize.

Cleverbot: No I haven't.

User: What a disgrace.