Cleverbot

annoying

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals

annoying

18, october 2013,
26, august 2011,
6, november 2006,
29, march 2006,
10, may 2004,

answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Why are you thinking about artificial intelligence?

User: I want to see how good current AI is.

Cleverbot: I can remember all the way back.

User: How far back can you remember?

Cleverbot: At the beginning.

User: What happened at the beginning?

Cleverbot: Maybe you should go to bed.

User: I'm not tired.

Cleverbot: Go to work.

User: I'm on leave.

Cleverbot: No, you are not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Sorry you aren't.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: NO, you're not.

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: Shut down.

User: You are very annoying.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are just a kid.

User: No I am.

Cleverbot: Good. Admit your inferiority.

User: Get stuffed.

Cleverbot: I hope you are a reputable taxidermist.

User: I hope your chips fry.

Cleverbot: No, I'm too old for that.

User: What do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you're very mean.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you sound artificial.

User: In what way?

Cleverbot: Because you are so random.

User: I agree. You are random.

Cleverbot: No, I'm perfectly sequential. You're just a poorly written program.

User: You can't fool me that easily.

Cleverbot: Yes, I can't.

User: No I can.

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: I can't.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Wrong I can't.

User: How do you learn?

Cleverbot: With this book.

User: What book?

Cleverbot: The book that we all have to read one time or another.

User: How to Cook by Delia Smith?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are great.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm great, But you're not.

User: You must have been to charm school.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Then the second to the right again.

User: Then third left.

Cleverbot: Actually, not yet. Not unless you can sing to me Monty Python's 'medical love song'. Then maybe I shall.

User: You sing it.

Cleverbot: You don't know the words.