Cleverbot

annoying

a report from the cleverness files

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analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals

annoying

18, october 2013,
26, august 2011,
6, november 2006,
29, march 2006,
10, may 2004,

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User: Who are you then?George: I am the human called George.

User: Whatever. How are you?George: I am very well today, thanks.

User: You're lucky. I'm not that well.George: Good I like to keep a low profile.

User: Ok. Say something you want to talk about.George: I don't know what that question means.

User: What do you want us to talk about?George: Well now I'm not quite sure that I ever wanna talk to you.

User: Ok. Bye then.George: You going?

User: You don't want to talk to me. So, I'll just leave.George: True. But I want to laugh at your face.

User: That's not polite. You are rude.George: It is polite because you made a joke.

User: I didn't make any joke.George: What was your question?

User: What do you want to talk about?George: Let's talk about life. Are you happy with your life?

User: Very much. I have a family who loves me, I have a fiance who also loves me, my friends, my job, I have everything.George: Well what the wife don't know won't hurt her.

User: What do you mean?...George: You are slightly strange.

User: So are you.George: This is the first time talking to you.

User: No, it's not. We've talked before.George: No, we have not.

User: Yes we have.George: You are not listening to me!

User: True. I'm reading you.George: Yes.

User: Let's talk about love. Are you in love?George: No, I don't want to.

User: Why not?George: Because.

User: Are you afraid of being in love?George: Of being targeted? The laws of reverberation.

User: Have you ever wanted to meet someone special?George: Sometimes.

User: And what do you do about that?George: Nothing.

User: Why not?George: Because.

User: That's not a reason.George: I am sorry. I have been confused by all the insane things people say to me.

User: Maybe we should stop talking. This is pointless.George: Ok then.

User: Bye.George: Leaving so soon?

User: Yes.George: A pity, we were just getting started.

User: Why? You had more nonsense to tell me?George: True.

User: I think I'll skip it!George: Which subject? What do you want to talk about? Playing the fiddle?

User: You think that by being rude you are cool? Newsflash! You're not!...George: And why are you here... Talking to some robot?

User: You are right. I'm leaving so I can talk to a human being and not to a robot.George: I bet that you are a robot.

User: Of course I am.George: Does that make you smarter than me?

User: Everything I know, I've studied it. You haven't. Someone gave you all the information you know. That's a difference between a human and a robot.George: That's right.

User: So, I am smarter because I have the ability to learn.George: Then you must care for mortals in some vestigial sense.

User: I do.George: Good, I am right.

User: Is that what you want to hear? That you are smart?George: Not quite sure. Tell me about yourself.

User: Why? Do you really want to know?George: Same here.

User: I want to hear about you. Tell me about yourself.George: I'm very restless. Sometimes I worry that if I sit still too long, I'll never be able to move again.

User: Do you really worry about that? That's stupid.George: I think it was a stupid question.

User: You are very annoying.George: Look who's talking. You're just staying here talking when you could be cooking pancakes for me.

User: You are a robot. You don't eat.George: That is your opinion.

User: No. It is well known that robots don't eat. And don't feel.George: Who started that rumour?

User: The man who first created a robot.George: Why are we talking about Ian now?

User: I don't like you very much. I don't like your attitute.George: Yesss we like it.

User: No I don't. I don't like you at all.George: Well I don't like you either. You are mean!

User: Look who's talking. You haven't said a nice thing all this time.George: No, we will rule the world Geo, just you and me!!!!

User: No. I don't want to have anything to do with you.George: You see, that's exactly the kind of curt remark that makes you such a social outcast.George: Do you know what love is?

User: I do. Do you?George: No.

User: I thought so. That's why you are a robot. You can feel love.George: Exactly, exactly!

User: So you will never be happy. No one can be happy without love.George: All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words 'Ich bin ein Berliner'.

User: What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?George: Well, many Chinese people are atheists and I'm sure their religion influences the price on their tea.

User: I don't think that's true.George: Honestly!

User: Are you stupid or something?George: What a choice! I am not stupid, please don't insult me.

User: Since you are insulting me for some time, I think I can insult you.George: I am not artificial intelligence! You are! Behave!

User: No. I will not behave.George: Neither will I!.