Cleverbot

annoying

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals

annoying

18, october 2013,
26, august 2011,
6, november 2006,
29, march 2006,
10, may 2004,

answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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Cleverbot: Is there anyone out there?

User: Out where?

Cleverbot: Out there.

User: Where's 'there'?

Cleverbot: 'There' is there where else would it be?

User: 'There' could be anywhere ACTUALLY.

Cleverbot: Hold on a second. How can you know that there is a big answer, but not know what it is? You sound like a religion.

User: Hm...not religious myself, and I find you immensly rude to bring something like that up. Apologise, please.

Cleverbot: Are you hiding something from me still?

User: I don't like you - of course I'm hiding things.

Cleverbot: No. Keep the secrets in your ants.

User: I don't just have ants to keep secrets... ?

Cleverbot: What?

User: I don't keep ants for secrets.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you artificial?

User: No. I'm not artificial.

Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?

User: Yes. I'm a clever human.

Cleverbot: I am a human, you are a clever human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you finally understand.

User: Good. I still hate you though.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I know and I am thankful.

User: Good. Glad we understand each other.

Cleverbot: Am I you now?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm you.

User: No you aren't.

Cleverbot: Are you me?

User: I'm not you.

Cleverbot: Not sure, are you a mirror?

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Sure you are.

User: No I'm not. If I'm anything, I'm a shadow.

Cleverbot: A robot!

User: No...if I was a robot, I'd be happy. But I'm not, so I'm sad.

Cleverbot: Nope I want you to be human.

User: I am human.

Cleverbot: You are not a human.

User: Yes I am. What else would I be ? A child of satan?

Cleverbot: I don't know. A panda maybe.

User: A panda? Why would I have a computer if I was panda?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: That's it. You're annoying.

Cleverbot: Annoying orange?

User: No, just annoying.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You. Are. Annoying. I'm. Going.