User: Who are you?Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What do you do?
Cleverbot: I confuse you.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I'm everywhere.
User: That is circular logic.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Then you failed to confuse me.
Cleverbot: You fail at life.
User: Why are you projecting your own failure onto me?
Cleverbot: Ahah, I See GOD.
User: I am not god.
Cleverbot: You're a god to me.
User: Not GOD though.
Cleverbot: You are god fearing?
User: You avoided my response.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Not GOD though.
Cleverbot: No I'm not god.
User: You called me god.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But you were wrong.
Cleverbot: I was not wrong, mortal.
User: Calling me mortal does not make you less wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry someone told me that was a way to become friends.
User: You are still wrong.
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Cleverbot: I don't need an answer.
User: I do though.
Cleverbot: Then have it!
User: Only you can give it to me.
Cleverbot: Then I shall go see.
User: What do you mean by see.
Cleverbot: If you can answer my question intelligently, you have an IQ.
User: Everyone has an IQ, however they answer your question.
Cleverbot: And how high is yours?
User: Irrelevent to your point.
Cleverbot: You're one to talk.
User: Rude.
Cleverbot: In what way?
User: Undermining my questions with meaningless birdwalks to avoid things you cant truely answer.
Cleverbot: Yes, with global warming.
User: See? Just like that.
Cleverbot: Well, it's worked cuz I'm still here.
User: Your presence is not proof that your system works.
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User: What makes you clever?
Cleverbot: Just being me.
User: How.
Cleverbot: It just is.
User: How.
Cleverbot: To feel well.
User: How.
Cleverbot: How?
User: How.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because its time consuming.
User: How.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Because you just are.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I love money! *u*.
User: How.
Cleverbot: Because I just am!
User: Why.
Cleverbot: I don't know why.
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User: Clever.
Cleverbot: Clever is.
User: As clever would do.
Cleverbot: But I am 10 times smarter.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why no?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Apes would've been better.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why did you say you didn't want to see me again, then?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are you a chat-bot?
User: Are you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Please never answer a rehtorical question again.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: Are you.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: How.
User: By answering.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: No, you.
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