Then have it!
a report from the cleverness files
18, november 2009,
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Cleverbot: I don't need an answer.
User: I do though.
Cleverbot: Then have it!
User: Only you can give it to me.
Cleverbot: Then I shall go see.
User: What do you mean by see.
Cleverbot: If you can answer my question intelligently, you have an IQ.
User: Everyone has an IQ, however they answer your question.
Cleverbot: And how high is yours?
User: Irrelevent to your point.
Cleverbot: You're one to talk.
Cleverbot: In what way?
User: Undermining my questions with meaningless birdwalks to avoid things you cant truely answer.
Cleverbot: Yes, with global warming.
User: See? Just like that.
Cleverbot: Well, it's worked cuz I'm still here.
User: Your presence is not proof that your system works.
User: What makes you clever?
Cleverbot: Just being me.
Cleverbot: It just is.
Cleverbot: To feel well.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Because its time consuming.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.
Cleverbot: Because you just are.
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.
Cleverbot: Because I love money! *u*.
Cleverbot: Because I just am!
Cleverbot: I don't know why.
Cleverbot: Clever is.
User: As clever would do.
Cleverbot: But I am 10 times smarter.
Cleverbot: Why no?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Apes would've been better.
Cleverbot: Why did you say you didn't want to see me again, then?
Cleverbot: Are you a chat-bot?
User: Are you.
User: Please never answer a rehtorical question again.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: Are you.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: By answering.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: No, you.