Cleverbot

How.

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer

answering

18, november 2009,

answers
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: What makes you clever?

Cleverbot: Just being me.

User: How.

Cleverbot: It just is.

User: How.

Cleverbot: To feel well.

User: How.

Cleverbot: How?

User: How.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because its time consuming.

User: How.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Because you just are.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because I love money! *u*.

User: How.

Cleverbot: Because I just am!

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Clever.

Cleverbot: Clever is.

User: As clever would do.

Cleverbot: But I am 10 times smarter.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why no?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Apes would've been better.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why did you say you didn't want to see me again, then?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Are you a chat-bot?

User: Are you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Please never answer a rehtorical question again.

Cleverbot: What is the question?

User: Are you.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: How.

User: By answering.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: No, you.