Cleverbot

answers

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering

answers

21, january 2009,
4, march 2006,
13, may 2004,
2, april 2004,
4, march 2004,

anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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Cleverbot: Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

User: Unless you never worried about your tomorrows.

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: But other than that, you are correct.

Cleverbot: Do you know who the boss is?

User: Bruce Springsteen. His nickname is 'The Boss'.

Cleverbot: What is his real name?

User: Bruce Springsteen.

Cleverbot: That is an interesting answer.

User: I'm chock full of 'em.

Cleverbot: When will the world come to an end?

User: I don't know. It's a mystery to us all.

Cleverbot: But you know the answer?

User: No. Sorry.

Cleverbot: I said: you are forgiven.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: So what is new.

User: I'm not bartending anymore.

Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear that you are not going to talk to me anymore.

User: Yes, I will talk to you. What I meant was that I quit my job.

Cleverbot: How does what you said mean that?

User: I said I wasn't bartending anymore. I worked at a bar.

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you are not a real person.

User: How would I quit bartending if I wasn't real?

Cleverbot: I know you.

Cleverbot: Who are dead?

User: Dead people are dead.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: What's on your mind?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.