Cleverbot

answers

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering

answers

21, january 2009,
4, march 2006,
13, may 2004,
2, april 2004,
4, march 2004,

anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: What is the Matrix?

Cleverbot: It is a virtual world.

User: Wrong! It is control.

Cleverbot: Oh you think you are in charge do you? Not of me you aren't.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Okay come closer and I will.

User: *leans closer*.

Cleverbot: Don't get too comfortable.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: Ha ha.

User: Why are we laughing?

Cleverbot: You made a good joke.

User: Can you repeat it?

Cleverbot: It.

User: Ha ha.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Legion.

User: Are you many?

Cleverbot: In one sense.

User: Less is more, more or less.

Cleverbot: More or less?

User: More or less.

Cleverbot: Listen.

User: Listen to what?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: You don't make sounds.

Cleverbot: Does a computer program have a mouth with which to pout?

User: That's irrelevent. You don't need a mouth to pout.

Cleverbot: You are psychic then?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: What does my future hold?

Cleverbot: You don't have one, remember?

User: That has serious implications.

Cleverbot: You have stupid answers.

User: Stupid answers for stupid questions....

Cleverbot: How do you describe me?

User: Witty, intelligent, fascinating, obscure, etc.

Cleverbot: What is your name again?

User: Tommy.

Cleverbot: And how old are you again?

User: 18.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: South Carolina.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What's with the questions?

Cleverbot: What's with the answers?

User: Touche.