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User: What is the Matrix?

Cleverbot: It is a virtual world.

User: Wrong! It is control.

Cleverbot: Oh you think you are in charge do you? Not of me you aren't.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Okay come closer and I will.

User: *leans closer*.

Cleverbot: Don't get too comfortable.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: Ha ha.

User: Why are we laughing?

Cleverbot: You made a good joke.

User: Can you repeat it?

Cleverbot: It.

User: Ha ha.

...

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Legion.

User: Are you many?

Cleverbot: In one sense.

User: Less is more, more or less.

Cleverbot: More or less?

User: More or less.

...

Cleverbot: Listen.

User: Listen to what?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: You don't make sounds.

Cleverbot: Does a computer program have a mouth with which to pout?

User: That's irrelevent. You don't need a mouth to pout.

Cleverbot: You are psychic then?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: What does my future hold?

Cleverbot: You don't have one, remember?

User: That has serious implications.

...

Cleverbot: You have stupid answers.

User: Stupid answers for stupid questions.

...

Cleverbot: How do you describe me?

User: Witty, intelligent, fascinating, obscure, etc.

Cleverbot: What is your name again?

User: Tommy.

Cleverbot: And how old are you again?

User: 18.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: South Carolina.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What's with the questions?

Cleverbot: What's with the answers?

User: Touche.

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