Cleverbot: Listen.User: Listen to what?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: You don't make sounds.
Cleverbot: Does a computer program have a mouth with which to pout?
User: That's irrelevent. You don't need a mouth to pout.
Cleverbot: You are psychic then?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: What does my future hold?
Cleverbot: You don't have one, remember?
User: That has serious implications.
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Cleverbot: You have stupid answers.
User: Stupid answers for stupid questions.
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Cleverbot: How do you describe me?
User: Witty, intelligent, fascinating, obscure, etc.
Cleverbot: What is your name again?
User: Tommy.
Cleverbot: And how old are you again?
User: 18.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: South Carolina.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What's with the questions?
Cleverbot: What's with the answers?
User: Touche.
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