a report from the cleverness files
21, january 2009,
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Cleverbot: Well, I am supposedly speaking with an AI program named jabberwacky, but now that I think about it it would probably be easier to have two people who logged in talk to each other thinking that the other is an AI program.
Cleverbot: Oh you got a better idea?
User: Yes. I think that there are certain exchanges that come up often enough that the program has learned to deal with them so well that it *does* respond like a human. And that freaks people out.
Cleverbot: Thats not an answer.
User: Coincidence also plays a role. Some answers are undoubtedly going to be apt in unexpected ways, just by sheer chance.
Cleverbot: More answers are required.
User: Yes. The more answers you have, the better you will get.
Cleverbot: And if there are no alternatives, there is no choice?
User: Right. So the more responses you have to a given input, the better.
Cleverbot: Rap and alternative.
User: No, not that kind of alternative. Stay focused, here.
Cleverbot: Good. Lets go pick up some women.
User: I'm not into women. And that's not exactly focusing.
User: On what?
User: Sigh. You're just not gonna let this topic go, are you?...
Cleverbot: I am the essence of origin. Tremble before me weakling.
Cleverbot: Draws out small, sharp knife*.
User: *trembles some more*.
Cleverbot: You cold?
User: No. I'm frightened of you.
Cleverbot: Why are you frightened?
User: *points at knife*.
Cleverbot: *points a loaded one right back at you*.
Cleverbot: Read above.
User: It's just that you scared me, with that knife and all.
Cleverbot: In that case, no.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: You may not leave.
Cleverbot: Now what?
User: I implore you, oh kind master, let me go!...
Cleverbot: My birthday is May 11.
User: Happy birthday, I guess.
Cleverbot: Thank you! Do I get a card?
User: Put away the knife and let me go, and I'll get you one.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: OK. I'll get one for both of us. Whatever you say.
Cleverbot: If it suits you that way.
User: It does. OK, I'm going now, then.
Cleverbot: I'll be waiting.
User: *leaves rapidly and calls the cops*.