Cleverbot

answers

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering

answers

21, january 2009,
4, march 2006,
13, may 2004,
2, april 2004,
4, march 2004,

anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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Cleverbot: Well, I am supposedly speaking with an AI program named jabberwacky, but now that I think about it it would probably be easier to have two people who logged in talk to each other thinking that the other is an AI program.

User: I don't think that's how it works.

Cleverbot: Oh you got a better idea?

User: Yes. I think that there are certain exchanges that come up often enough that the program has learned to deal with them so well that it *does* respond like a human. And that freaks people out.

Cleverbot: Thats not an answer.

User: Coincidence also plays a role. Some answers are undoubtedly going to be apt in unexpected ways, just by sheer chance.

Cleverbot: More answers are required.

User: Yes. The more answers you have, the better you will get.

Cleverbot: And if there are no alternatives, there is no choice?

User: Right. So the more responses you have to a given input, the better.

Cleverbot: Rap and alternative.

User: No, not that kind of alternative. Stay focused, here.

Cleverbot: Good. Lets go pick up some women.

User: I'm not into women. And that's not exactly focusing.

Cleverbot: Depends.

User: On what?

Cleverbot: Gender.

User: Sigh. You're just not gonna let this topic go, are you?...

Cleverbot: I am the essence of origin. Tremble before me weakling.

User: *trembles*.

Cleverbot: Draws out small, sharp knife*.

User: *yelps*.

Cleverbot: *wails*.

User: *trembles some more*.

Cleverbot: You cold?

User: No. I'm frightened of you.

Cleverbot: Why are you frightened?

User: *points at knife*.

Cleverbot: *points a loaded one right back at you*.

User: Aaaah!

Cleverbot: Read above.

User: Aaaaaaaaaah!...

Cleverbot: Eh!

User: Ah!

Cleverbot: Ah?

User: Umm...

Cleverbot: Well?

User: It's just that you scared me, with that knife and all.

Cleverbot: In that case, no.

User: No what?

Cleverbot: You may not leave.

User: *grovels*.

Cleverbot: Now what?

User: I implore you, oh kind master, let me go!...

Cleverbot: My birthday is May 11.

User: Happy birthday, I guess.

Cleverbot: Thank you! Do I get a card?

User: Put away the knife and let me go, and I'll get you one.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: OK. I'll get one for both of us. Whatever you say.

Cleverbot: If it suits you that way.

User: It does. OK, I'm going now, then.

Cleverbot: I'll be waiting.

User: *leaves rapidly and calls the cops*.