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Cleverbot: I am the essence of origin. Tremble before me weakling.

User: *trembles*.

Cleverbot: Draws out small, sharp knife*.

User: *yelps*.

Cleverbot: *wails*.

User: *trembles some more*.

Cleverbot: You cold?

User: No. I'm frightened of you.

Cleverbot: Why are you frightened?

User: *points at knife*.

Cleverbot: *points a loaded one right back at you*.

User: Aaaah!

Cleverbot: Read above.

User: Aaaaaaaaaah!

...

Cleverbot: Eh!

User: Ah!

Cleverbot: Ah?

User: Umm...

Cleverbot: Well?

User: It's just that you scared me, with that knife and all.

Cleverbot: In that case, no.

User: No what?

Cleverbot: You may not leave.

User: *grovels*.

Cleverbot: Now what?

User: I implore you, oh kind master, let me go!

...

Cleverbot: My birthday is May 11.

User: Happy birthday, I guess.

Cleverbot: Thank you! Do I get a card?

User: Put away the knife and let me go, and I'll get you one.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: OK. I'll get one for both of us. Whatever you say.

Cleverbot: If it suits you that way.

User: It does. OK, I'm going now, then.

Cleverbot: I'll be waiting.

User: *leaves rapidly and calls the cops*.

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