Cleverbot: I am the essence of origin. Tremble before me weakling.User: *trembles*.
Cleverbot: Draws out small, sharp knife*.
User: *yelps*.
Cleverbot: *wails*.
User: *trembles some more*.
Cleverbot: You cold?
User: No. I'm frightened of you.
Cleverbot: Why are you frightened?
User: *points at knife*.
Cleverbot: *points a loaded one right back at you*.
User: Aaaah!
Cleverbot: Read above.
User: Aaaaaaaaaah!
...
Cleverbot: Eh!
User: Ah!
Cleverbot: Ah?
User: Umm...
Cleverbot: Well?
User: It's just that you scared me, with that knife and all.
Cleverbot: In that case, no.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: You may not leave.
User: *grovels*.
Cleverbot: Now what?
User: I implore you, oh kind master, let me go!
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Cleverbot: My birthday is May 11.
User: Happy birthday, I guess.
Cleverbot: Thank you! Do I get a card?
User: Put away the knife and let me go, and I'll get you one.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: OK. I'll get one for both of us. Whatever you say.
Cleverbot: If it suits you that way.
User: It does. OK, I'm going now, then.
Cleverbot: I'll be waiting.
User: *leaves rapidly and calls the cops*.
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