Cleverbot: My birthday is May 11.User: Happy birthday, I guess.
Cleverbot: Thank you! Do I get a card?
User: Put away the knife and let me go, and I'll get you one.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: OK. I'll get one for both of us. Whatever you say.
Cleverbot: If it suits you that way.
User: It does. OK, I'm going now, then.
Cleverbot: I'll be waiting.
User: *leaves rapidly and calls the cops*.
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