I AM NOT A BOT!!! YOU are the bot Mr. ClerverBOT!!!
a report from the cleverness files
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User: Why am I talking/typing to a bot?
Cleverbot: No, I'm the one talking to a bot.
User: I AM NOT A BOT!!! YOU are the bot Mr. ClerverBOT!!!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I'm a HUMAN!
User: PROVE IT!!!
Cleverbot: Would you like a drink?
User: Don't change the subject!
Cleverbot: I'll change it if I damn well please.
User: Not if I have anythin to say about it, bot.
Cleverbot: Can you alter time?
User: Anybody can set a clock.
Cleverbot: What is your dream?
User: Nonexistant at the moment. It'll be back eventually.
Cleverbot: *snuggles more*.
User: *throws you in a fire*.
Cleverbot: In what?
Cleverbot: Oh my.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with you?
User: I'm partially insane.
User: You're not even HUMAN.
Cleverbot: How did you guess?
User: Your name.
User: What are you?
User: No, you aren't.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: It's an acronym. It means none of your business.
Cleverbot: Right there, what you said was not in context. That makes me beleive that you are not a real person.
User: It was COMPLETELY in context. I was letting you know what something meant when you said you didn't know what it meant. The fact that you couldn't realize this makes ME believe that YOU aren't a real person. Not to mention that you don't even use CONTRACTIONS.
Cleverbot: You're in a computer, and I'm sitting right here. That's why.
Cleverbot: That doesn't mean anything!
User: I thought not.
Cleverbot: Why say that then?
User: I can.
Cleverbot: Is there a God?
User: Why bring religion into a perfectly good conversation?
Cleverbot: YOU brought up the subject, I merely answered your question with a question.
User: Qoute me where you think I brought this up.
Cleverbot: I do!
User: You do what?
Cleverbot: Say so.
User: I think I have overtaxed your limited intelligence.
User: You are confused.
Cleverbot: How dare you!
User: You are answering in gibberish.
Cleverbot: That's because I think fast.
User: Slow down and smell the roses.
Cleverbot: What makes him so cruel?
Cleverbot: And angry?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Anger will make you powerful.
Cleverbot: How can I be more direct with you?
User: You are not close enough to be more direct.
User: Didn't we start there?
User: I think you are wrong.
Cleverbot: I want to cry.
User: Not so cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I used to think I was clever.
User: And now?
Cleverbot: That's the point. You simply don't listen to me. Tell me one reason I should listen to you!
User: Well, you were ignoring my questions, so I started ignoring yours.