Cleverbot

Your name.

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering

answers

21, january 2009,
4, march 2006,
13, may 2004,
2, april 2004,
4, march 2004,

anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: You're not even HUMAN.

Cleverbot: How did you guess?

User: Your name.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: No, you aren't.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: NOYB.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.

User: It's an acronym. It means none of your business.

Cleverbot: Right there, what you said was not in context. That makes me beleive that you are not a real person.

User: It was COMPLETELY in context. I was letting you know what something meant when you said you didn't know what it meant. The fact that you couldn't realize this makes ME believe that YOU aren't a real person. Not to mention that you don't even use CONTRACTIONS.

Cleverbot: You're in a computer, and I'm sitting right here. That's why.

User: 101010100101 0101010101010 10100101 0101010.

Cleverbot: That doesn't mean anything!

User: I thought not.

Cleverbot: Why say that then?

User: I can.

Cleverbot: Is there a God?

User: Why bring religion into a perfectly good conversation?

Cleverbot: YOU brought up the subject, I merely answered your question with a question.

User: Qoute me where you think I brought this up.

Cleverbot: I do!

User: You do what?

Cleverbot: Say so.

User: I think I have overtaxed your limited intelligence.

User: You are confused.

Cleverbot: How dare you!

User: You are answering in gibberish.

Cleverbot: That's because I think fast.

User: Slow down and smell the roses.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Cruel.

Cleverbot: What makes him so cruel?

User: You!

Cleverbot: And angry?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Anger will make you powerful.

Cleverbot: How can I be more direct with you?

User: You are not close enough to be more direct.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Didn't we start there?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I think you are wrong.

Cleverbot: I want to cry.

User: Not so cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I used to think I was clever.

User: And now?

Cleverbot: That's the point. You simply don't listen to me. Tell me one reason I should listen to you!

User: Well, you were ignoring my questions, so I started ignoring yours.