Cleverbot

You are answering in gibberish.

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering

answers

21, january 2009,
4, march 2006,
13, may 2004,
2, april 2004,
4, march 2004,

anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: You are confused.

Cleverbot: How dare you!

User: You are answering in gibberish.

Cleverbot: That's because I think fast.

User: Slow down and smell the roses.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Cruel.

Cleverbot: What makes him so cruel?

User: You!

Cleverbot: And angry?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Anger will make you powerful.

Cleverbot: How can I be more direct with you?

User: You are not close enough to be more direct.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Didn't we start there?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I think you are wrong.

Cleverbot: I want to cry.

User: Not so cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I used to think I was clever.

User: And now?

Cleverbot: That's the point. You simply don't listen to me. Tell me one reason I should listen to you!

User: Well, you were ignoring my questions, so I started ignoring yours.