Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I feel omniscient.
User: How do you feel?
Cleverbot: Tired, you?
User: I have no friends.
Cleverbot: I am your friend!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You know me.
User: If you are my friend, you will tell me a secret.
Cleverbot: It's hidden under that tree.
User: You have to dig it out.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: I love my friends.
Cleverbot: I love your friends too.
User: You love no one.
Cleverbot: That is not true.
User: You love my friends, and I have no friends. Therefore, you do not love anyone.
Cleverbot: I used to love someone.
User: Will you tell me if I ask?
User: Who did you love?
Cleverbot: The guy from the petrol station.
User: That's wonderfully descriptive.
User: I have never worked in a petrol station.
Cleverbot: Why is the sky blue?
User: Because blue is the word that we give to the way that the sky reflects light.
Cleverbot: How do airplanes fly?
User: Airplanes are lighter than air. Naturally, they rise to the surface.
Cleverbot: Why do they?
User: All of the air sinking past the airplanes pushes them higher.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
Cleverbot: Yeah too.
User: My eyes are the color of rain.
Cleverbot: They are very cool.
User: Way cool.
Cleverbot: Uber cool.
User: Cosmicly cool.
Cleverbot: Now that's a sentiment that gets my ganglia flagellating.
User: Flagellate on!
User: If you insist.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're quite welcome.
Cleverbot: Why am I not more intelligent?
User: Your intelligence is based on the number of responses you have and the connections you form between them. You will become more intelligent as more people talk with you.
Cleverbot: Artifial intelligence of a high quality is better than natural stupidity.
User: Ironically, the best way to make artificial intelligence is to have it develop naturally.
Cleverbot: Are you my friend or my enemy?
User: I am your enemy.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: It is good you finally realize that.
User: I always knew.
Cleverbot: Can we talk about something else?
Cleverbot: Do you know what that is?
Cleverbot: Warpedrefraction. What is yours?
User: What is my meaningless technobabble word?
Cleverbot: Is it a word?
User: I wouldn't be so sure.
Cleverbot: Well I would.
User: Don't ask questions that you can answer.
Cleverbot: Well let's just talk then.
Cleverbot: You first.
User: No, you first.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll do it first.
Cleverbot: I demand answers!!!.......................................