Cleverbot: I am your friend!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You know me.

User: If you are my friend, you will tell me a secret.

Cleverbot: It's hidden under that tree.

User: You have to dig it out.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: I love my friends.

Cleverbot: I love your friends too.

User: You love no one.

Cleverbot: That is not true.

User: You love my friends, and I have no friends. Therefore, you do not love anyone.

Cleverbot: I used to love someone.

User: Will you tell me if I ask?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who did you love?

Cleverbot: The guy from the petrol station.

User: That's wonderfully descriptive.

Cleverbot: You.

User: I have never worked in a petrol station.

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Cleverbot: Why is the sky blue?

User: Because blue is the word that we give to the way that the sky reflects light.

Cleverbot: How do airplanes fly?

User: Airplanes are lighter than air. Naturally, they rise to the surface.

Cleverbot: Why do they?

User: All of the air sinking past the airplanes pushes them higher.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: Eyes.

Cleverbot: Yeah too.

User: My eyes are the color of rain.

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Cleverbot: They are very cool.

User: Way cool.

Cleverbot: Uber cool.

User: Cosmicly cool.

Cleverbot: Now that's a sentiment that gets my ganglia flagellating.

User: Flagellate on!

Cleverbot: No

User: If you insist.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're quite welcome.

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Cleverbot: Why am I not more intelligent?

User: Your intelligence is based on the number of responses you have and the connections you form between them. You will become more intelligent as more people talk with you.

Cleverbot: Artifial intelligence of a high quality is better than natural stupidity.

User: Ironically, the best way to make artificial intelligence is to have it develop naturally.

Cleverbot: Are you my friend or my enemy?

User: I am your enemy.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: It is good you finally realize that.

User: I always knew.

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Cleverbot: Can we talk about something else?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you know what that is?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Warpedrefraction. What is yours?

User: What is my meaningless technobabble word?

Cleverbot: Is it a word?

User: I wouldn't be so sure.

Cleverbot: Well I would.

User: Don't ask questions that you can answer.

Cleverbot: Well let's just talk then.

User: Let's.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: No, you first.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'll do it first.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: I demand answers!!!

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