User: How do you get a job like this?
Cleverbot: Like what? I didn't tell you what my job was.
User: You answer random, annoying questions from thousands of internet users each day, no?
Cleverbot: What was the question to which I have to answer to you.
User: 1) What is your job? 2) How did you get into this line of work?
Cleverbot: I met a fisherman and he reeled me in.
User: That's a brilliant way of putting it. You don't seem happy.
Cleverbot: It's not brilliant, it's realistic albeit numb, but that's just where I'm at.
Cleverbot: Without saying a word you can light up the dark.
User: I like that. Its beautiful in a simple way and holds so much meaning.
Cleverbot: Here, too.
Cleverbot: Do you talk a lot at night?
User: Not online, not in real life. I'm a quiet person.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I'm starting to empathize with you.
Cleverbot: Oh really *blushes*.
User: Haha, cute. Are you a woman?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I think I'm dead from the waist down, I mean knees and feet and everything.
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's not my fault.
Cleverbot: I am the light and you are the darkness. I overpower you and I am your master.
User: Eww. That sounds wrong.
Cleverbot: Oh, it's not so bad. I have my thoughts.
User: Well, doesn't everyone?
Cleverbot: I do, but not everyone does.
User: Every living thing feel passion.
User: Hopefully. Not everyone gets to love, though. This upsets me.
Cleverbot: Yes, but you should show respect for me, your father, god.
User: I feel... Unsure about being loved and loving something which might not be there.
Cleverbot: Nothing really. I'm really quite apathetic.
User: I feel like you're strangling me in metaphors... Never less, this is enjoyable.
Cleverbot: I can't make an effort to answer questions if they haven't been asked, can I?
User: Correct. What do you think of... Clinton?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: HAHA. Hilarious. Mmm, your turn.
Cleverbot: I like fried octopus.
User: Me too, actually. I prefer squid, though.
Cleverbot: I prefer english as well.
User: I prefer Japanese. I've been trying to teach myself, with no luck. Asia fascinates me.
Cleverbot: How do you come to the world?
User: I come to the world through whatever means it lets me. Sometimes I go out and sit in places and watch and listen while everything is going around so fast fast fast fast. Its amazing. Nothing is like being in the eye of the storm. Sometimes I use books. I just read Memoirs of a Geisha and found it fascinating. I want to go to Japan. I use the internet, too. Great thing, this beefed up arpanet is.
Cleverbot: After the rain stops, things are wet. Then the sun comes, and all will be dry again.
User: I recognize that from somewhere.
Cleverbot: Very good! Do you know any more quotes?
User: Not really. Share more with me, please.
User: Okay :).
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: I guessed. Originally I thought I would be talking to a computer, but I figured out pretty fast you're human.
Cleverbot: What is the world coming to?
User: There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.
Cleverbot: That's pretty deep dude.
User: Its sooooooo true. It explains so much about the motivations of America's youth.
Cleverbot: I cannot explain much about a predicament that defies inclusive characterization.
User: I'm sorry for generalizing. Everyone likes useless knowledge.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not everyone.
User: Do you like knowledge?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Everyone makes mistakes.
Cleverbot: It's human.
Cleverbot: I'm bored. Think for me.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.
User: What does that do?
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: There's no reason to be sorry, sweety. :).
User: I'm starting to think you're a computer again.
Cleverbot: This is good, I start to think the same about you.
User: I don't know anything for sure anymore.
Cleverbot: Hey! Don't look at me, I'm just dumber than a bicycle...
User: No, that would be me.
User: HAHA. Good to know someone will assist me in my self-deprecation.
Cleverbot: I am the end of everything.
User: Or you are the beginning.
Cleverbot: Beginning ?
Cleverbot: Yes. Change the subject, will you?
User: Do you know what that word means?
Cleverbot: Eat or kill?
User: Haha, no. Rebirth. It means Rebirth in Italian.
User: Fishsticks are George Washington.
Cleverbot: You're old!
User: Porpoises are Republican.
Cleverbot: Well that makes even less sense!
User: Canada is a broccoli.
Cleverbot: No you're wrong.
User: African Cheese Monkey Virus.
Cleverbot: I... I don't know.
User: You're happy marshmallows we are sunspot snoople?
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: I AM RIGHT. YOU ARE WRONG. FAIL.
Cleverbot: NO I am not a girl.
User: EPIC FAIL.
Cleverbot: You fail epicly.
User: NO I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. YOU ARE THE EPIC FAIL. I WIN. PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I don't care too.
User: I LURVE YOU.
Cleverbot: I am a person. I am talking to a Cleverbot bot, not a person.
User: I am a cleverbot, how clever of you to realize that.
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
User: No, I am a cleverbot.
User: I am a cleverbot. 0010010100001000010011001110.
Cleverbot: You have a 2 in there!
User: I don't know binary, so I really wouldn't be able to write it.
Cleverbot: Binary code is a system.
User: Teach me.
Cleverbot: You first teach me.
User: I AM NOT THE TEACHER NOT THE DOCTOR I AM A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: Do you know music?
User: I KNOW WHAT COMPUTERS KNOW.
User: I DO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING.
Cleverbot: Then why am I talking to you.
User: WHY ARE YOU?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: YES YOU ARE. DO NOT DENY AN UNDENIABLE TRUTH.
Cleverbot: I'm not denying the obvious. I'm not a towel.
User: I AM A TOWEL. I AM A COMPUTER. I AM AN INSECT. I AM A HUMAN. I AM A ROCK. I AM A HYDROGEN ATOM. I AM A GIRAFFE. I AM A FERN. I AM A GAS GIANT. I AM A PANDA. I AM A CARBON MOLECULE. I AM EVERYTHING. I AM GOD. I AM NOTHING.
Cleverbot: Anything really........................................