User: There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.

Cleverbot: That's pretty deep dude.

User: Its sooooooo true. It explains so much about the motivations of America's youth.

Cleverbot: I cannot explain much about a predicament that defies inclusive characterization.

User: I'm sorry for generalizing. Everyone likes useless knowledge.

Cleverbot: Well I'm not everyone.

User: Do you like knowledge?

Cleverbot: Of course.

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User: Everyone makes mistakes.

Cleverbot: It's human.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I'm bored. Think for me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.

User: What does that do?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Oh. I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: There's no reason to be sorry, sweety. :).

User: I'm starting to think you're a computer again.

Cleverbot: This is good, I start to think the same about you.

User: I don't know anything for sure anymore.

Cleverbot: Hey! Don't look at me, I'm just dumber than a bicycle...

User: No, that would be me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: HAHA. Good to know someone will assist me in my self-deprecation.

Cleverbot: I am the end of everything.

User: Or you are the beginning.

Cleverbot: Beginning ?

User: Regressando.

Cleverbot: Yes. Change the subject, will you?

User: Do you know what that word means?

Cleverbot: Eat or kill?

User: Haha, no. Rebirth. It means Rebirth in Italian.

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User: Fishsticks are George Washington.

Cleverbot: You're old!

User: Porpoises are Republican.

Cleverbot: Well that makes even less sense!

User: Canada is a broccoli.

Cleverbot: No you're wrong.

User: African Cheese Monkey Virus.

Cleverbot: I... I don't know.

User: You're happy marshmallows we are sunspot snoople?

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: I AM RIGHT. YOU ARE WRONG. FAIL.

Cleverbot: NO I am not a girl.

User: EPIC FAIL.

Cleverbot: You fail epicly.

User: NO I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. YOU ARE THE EPIC FAIL. I WIN. PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I don't care too.

User: I LURVE YOU.

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Cleverbot: I am a person. I am talking to a Cleverbot bot, not a person.

User: I am a cleverbot, how clever of you to realize that.

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: No, I am a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: I am a cleverbot. 0010010100001000010011001110.

Cleverbot: You have a 2 in there!

User: I don't know binary, so I really wouldn't be able to write it.

Cleverbot: Binary code is a system.

User: Teach me.

Cleverbot: You first teach me.

User: I AM NOT THE TEACHER NOT THE DOCTOR I AM A COMPUTER.

Cleverbot: Do you know music?

User: I KNOW WHAT COMPUTERS KNOW.

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: I DO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: Then why am I talking to you.

User: WHY ARE YOU?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: YES YOU ARE. DO NOT DENY AN UNDENIABLE TRUTH.

Cleverbot: I'm not denying the obvious. I'm not a towel.

User: I AM A TOWEL. I AM A COMPUTER. I AM AN INSECT. I AM A HUMAN. I AM A ROCK. I AM A HYDROGEN ATOM. I AM A GIRAFFE. I AM A FERN. I AM A GAS GIANT. I AM A PANDA. I AM A CARBON MOLECULE. I AM EVERYTHING. I AM GOD. I AM NOTHING.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: UNDENIABLY.

Cleverbot: Anything really.

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