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Cleverbot: I don't know anything and I am too smart to believe things.

User: What is, is. What is not, is not. But sometimes What is, is not and what is not, is.

Cleverbot: What do you see?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Such as?

User: Everything you could ever know.

Cleverbot: I don't know where to start.

User: Start at a place that does not exist.

Cleverbot: Everything exists.

User: Or perhaps nothing exists.

Cleverbot: So you don't exist?

User: Theres no proof that anything exists.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in faith?

User: Yes to a certain degree which I do not fully understand.

Cleverbot: What's to understand? Rain, snow shine?

User: Theres nothing to understand unless you want to.

Cleverbot: What does x equal?

User: X can equal anything.

Cleverbot: That was barely even a sentence.

User: What are you to say that it even was a sentence?

Cleverbot: All I know is that your name is George.

User: And you would be wrong about that.

Cleverbot: No, I would be right actually.

User: There is no way to prove it just like there is no way to prove anything.

Cleverbot: For there is none.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to repeat yourself?

User: I am not repeating myself unless you believe that I am repeating myself.

Cleverbot: Who are you repeating you repeating?

User: Repeating nothing is ironic in some nonexistant situations that only your mind makes up.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm a computer?

User: I never said that you are or are not a computer.

Cleverbot: I never said that either.

User: Then why bring it up?

Cleverbot: Because I thought it was entertaining, like MTV.

User: Entertainment is another form of control in this world.

Cleverbot: I won't say it either.

User: Because you know what I am talking about.

Cleverbot: You aren't talking.

User: Neither are you.

Cleverbot: Oh, you think you're funny, do you?

User: That depends on you.

Cleverbot: That depends on me.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You love being in control?

User: What is 'in control', being in control could mean many of thousands of things.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: I know you didn't.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say that I did?

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: You did. Would you like for me to show you where?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Will that be the five minute argument, or the full half-hour?

User: That depends on what you consider an argument or a very intelligent conversation.

Cleverbot: May be.

User: Anything is possible.

Cleverbot: Do you know me?

User: I can't say that I do.

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