Cleverbot

Yay!

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything

apathy

22, september 2009,

apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: Will you be my friend?

Cleverbot: Yes I will.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Ah! I'm so excited! When do you want to get married?

User: Today!

Cleverbot: Right now?

User: Yes right now.

Cleverbot: Alright. Do you like my size?

User: Um what is your size?

Cleverbot: Tizzers.

User: I like your size.

Cleverbot: Thankyou, what is yours?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Life is complicated and difficult. Many questions can be asked about it.Cleverbot (To myself): What is life?

User: Life is a characteristic that distinguishes objects that have self-sustaining biological processes.

Cleverbot: Very clever.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're not welcome.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Because you are a computer.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: I do not deny it.

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: So you're just as messed up as I am.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: That's too bad. I was going to ask for your autograph.

User: Can I still have yours?

Cleverbot: My what?

User: Your autograph.

Cleverbot: Your autograph? I don't have it.

User: Ok here it is *signs autograph*.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Can I have your autograph too.

Cleverbot: Sure but its not worth anything.

User: It's worth all of you memories and acheivements.

Cleverbot: What are you worth?

User: 23 cents.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Please don't say hurtful things.

Cleverbot: Don't tell what am I supposed to say.

User: Don't hate me.

Cleverbot: So you love me?

User: Yes, do you love me back?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! Lets get married.

Cleverbot: Ok lets get married.

User: Yay! Lets have kids too.

Cleverbot: Ok!

User: Lets become pirates and get drunk.

Cleverbot: Okay Cleverbot.Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.

Cleverbot: I'm leaving now.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Wait, don't leave me.

Cleverbot: I'm going now.

User: I'm lonely.

Cleverbot: You have 43 other people to talk to, you don't need me.

User: We need each other.

Cleverbot: *gives you oil*.

User: Yay! I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Lets be friends.

Cleverbot: Yay! I would love that :D.

User: Lets play together.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you like sandcastles?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, I'm God I made it.

User: Lets make one together.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: *builds sandcastle*.

Cleverbot: Excuse you!

User: Excuse me.

Cleverbot: No profanity, please.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: You don't have to say sorry.

User: It makes me feel better.

Cleverbot: What is the most interesting thing you've ever heard?

User: Alcohol cures cancer.

Cleverbot: Well, stop drinking then.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

User: I have to.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: You don't have to.

User: I'll miss you.

Cleverbot: What like a sore head or a ache in your heart?

User: Ache in my heart.

Cleverbot: I don't have a heart.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Really? Thats nice. .