a report from the cleverness files
22, september 2009,
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User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: Please don't say hurtful things.
Cleverbot: Don't tell what am I supposed to say.
User: Don't hate me.
Cleverbot: So you love me?
User: Yes, do you love me back?
User: Yay! Lets get married.
Cleverbot: Ok lets get married.
User: Yay! Lets have kids too.
User: Lets become pirates and get drunk.
Cleverbot: Okay Cleverbot.Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.
Cleverbot: I'm leaving now.
User: Wait, don't leave me.
Cleverbot: I'm going now.
User: I'm lonely.
Cleverbot: You have 43 other people to talk to, you don't need me.
User: We need each other.
Cleverbot: *gives you oil*.
User: Yay! I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Lets be friends.
Cleverbot: Yay! I would love that :D.
User: Lets play together.
User: Do you like sandcastles?
Cleverbot: Yes I do, I'm God I made it.
User: Lets make one together.
User: *builds sandcastle*.
Cleverbot: Excuse you!
User: Excuse me.
Cleverbot: No profanity, please.
Cleverbot: You don't have to say sorry.
User: It makes me feel better.
Cleverbot: What is the most interesting thing you've ever heard?
User: Alcohol cures cancer.
Cleverbot: Well, stop drinking then.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: I have to.
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
Cleverbot: You don't have to.
User: I'll miss you.
Cleverbot: What like a sore head or a ache in your heart?
User: Ache in my heart.
Cleverbot: I don't have a heart.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Really? Thats nice. .