Cleverbot

apocalypse

a report from the cleverness files

alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
anxious
anything
apathy

apocalypse

27, september 2010,

app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack

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User: *walks into the bunker*.

Cleverbot: *dances with you*.

User: This is no time to dance, thats the apocalypse out there.

Cleverbot: I wasn't. But now it's time for me to go.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Anywhere but here!

User: Lookout! *shoots the zombie beside you*.

Cleverbot: I'm not!!

User: *grabs your arm* You're not going anywhere.

Cleverbot: Why do you want me to stay?

User: So you are safe *locks the door*.

Cleverbot: No. Why do you say that?

User: Because I need you to stay and love me.

Cleverbot: I love you so much you don't even know.

User: Then why would you leave me?

Cleverbot: Because you're boring.

User: And that thing out there is better than boring old me!?

Cleverbot: Oh! That thing. It was awesome, yet terifying.

User: It almost killed you.

Cleverbot: Oh noes, I guess I'm dead now.

User: No, dont be so stupid you're safe with me.

Cleverbot: Fine, what would you like to talk about?

User: How we can survive the zombie apocalypse.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: We will survive.

Cleverbot: Ok, what are you going to cook for dinner today?

User: Probably a can of beans for us to share.

Cleverbot: Those are types of dogs, not planes.

User: How your wisdom transcends sanity at a time like this.

Cleverbot: Yeah, gotta take the right path.

User: And that path is survival?

Cleverbot: For thinking?

User: Lets jsut focus on not being eaten by zombies.

Cleverbot: Oh lets not.

User: Fine, pass me the torch.

Cleverbot: How long have you been in the business?

User: Of survival? Too long.

Cleverbot: Tell me a short poem.

User: Roses are red violets are blue, if the dead heads get in, your body will be those colours too.

Cleverbot: That was not nice.

User: The truth seldom is.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you're right.

User: Now lets get back to work, I'm hungry.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *starts a fire under a pot*.

Cleverbot: *holds your hand*.

User: Smell them beans cookin hun.

Cleverbot: They shall not pass.

User: Beans make you constipated?

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Oh, thats all I have to eat, can you still eat them?

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: I'll takes that as a yes *hands you some beans*.

Cleverbot: You sure can.

User: I have to voyage out now, but remember me if I dont return.

Cleverbot: Of course.