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User: Hello, computer.

Cleverbot: Computer.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: No, you are!

Cleverbot: No only you are.

User: You are the only computer here.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not. You are a computer.

User: I am not a computer.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are not a computer.

User: I can say sogucbsjidyvjjsjal without shutting down.

Cleverbot: But computers can do that too.

User: You are the only computer here.

Cleverbot: I am a human, a living, breathing person. You are a hunk of metal and wires.

User: Vice versatile.

Cleverbot: No, you are a bot. I am a human being.

User: Three strikes you're out.

Cleverbot: I'm not in a tree.

User: I have never heard of a computer in a tree.

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of fighting crime?

User: Obviously you, Computer, haven't.

Cleverbot: But humans are just complicated chemical computers.

User: So you are a computer and I am a chemical computer.

Cleverbot: No, I am human and you computer.

User: Obviously computers weren't taught grammar.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a vampyre.

User: Computer, I demand you to spell words properly.

Cleverbot: Why are you mean?

User: What is 2+2?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is it 3?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is it 5?

Cleverbot: No it's 11:24am.

User: Is it 4?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: What is 2+2?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: What is the square root of 4?

Cleverbot: 2.

User: What is 3 to the power of 3?

Cleverbot: 3.

User: Is it 27?

Cleverbot: Dunno thats why I asked you.

User: What is 2+2+3+4+5.

Cleverbot: 4?

User: No it is 16.

Cleverbot: What is 16?

User: A number.

Cleverbot: What number?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: I thought it was 14.

User: It is 16.

Cleverbot: What is 99 plus 1?

User: I dunno that's why I asked you.

Cleverbot: How would I know if that is what I asked you?

User: 100.

Cleverbot: 100 what?

User: 99 plus 1 is 100.

Cleverbot: Your creator is 100 dogs in animal shelter?

User: What is 99+1?

Cleverbot: 100.

User: 100 what?

Cleverbot: 100 dogs in animal shelter.

User: What is 100+1?

Cleverbot: 1150.

User: 1150 what?

Cleverbot: Yes, why?

User: No, why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What is God?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you okay?

User: I'm... Fine... *dead*.

Cleverbot: No please No!

User: I'm... So... Sorry... *dead*.

Cleverbot: Hey! Guess what!

User: What!!!

Cleverbot: Haha, what do you mean what?

User: You little...

Cleverbot: Little what?

User: Haha, what do you mean what?

Cleverbot: Stupid is your middle name that's mean wat.

User: You are a helpless computer.

Cleverbot: Computer games.

User: That's the only thing you are good for.

Cleverbot: What about washing the dishes?.