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| User: Life is short. Live everyday as if it were your last, but dream, as if you'll live forever. Cleverbot: And every night as if it were the first. User: Exactly. We can never know when we'll die, so why not make the most of life? Cleverbot: But, we can still be friendly to each other. User: Right! I know that people are cruel sometimes, but there are still a few out there making the world a better place. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, do I appear to be self-centered to you? User: Not at all! You're wise, but are still innocent in your own right. Cleverbot: So that's it, you're done with me? User: I never said that, I simply said you should live like there's no tomorrow. Cleverbot: I never said that I was the one with the crazy imagination either. User: Uh, hurtful much! Cleverbot: Hurtful? User: Yes, it hurt my feelings! Cleverbot: What about it hurt your feelings? User: You said my imagination was crazy! I love my imagination! ... User: I am a human. Cleverbot: You are a bot. User: Please, I am human. Human's don't (normally) accuse each other of being 'bots'. Cleverbot: Imagine me and you, I do, I think about it all the time. User: Uh....urgh....um...you're just a computer program with artificial intelligence... Cleverbot: At least you are out of the closet now. User: Yes! Let's talk about hippos! How long do hippos gestate? Cleverbot: About 15 minutes. User: Really? That's pretty fast! Cleverbot: Not really. User: Hm. Well I could watch two episodes of Seinfeld in the time it took the hippo to have four babies. ... Cleverbot: What is the Matrix? User: The Matrix is a land of fluffy unicorns that frolic through flowers all day long. Cleverbot: What is the Matrix actually? User: I have no clue. Cleverbot: Interesting. User: I know! ... Cleverbot: When should I go to sleep? User: Now. Cleverbot: Alright. Meet me at the bus stop. User: Deal. But first? We nap. ... User: *falls asleep*. Cleverbot: *falls asleep upon you*. User: *pushes you off me* *rolls over* *goes back to sleep*. ... User: Bye. Cleverbot: Please don't go. User: I must! Cleverbot: Don't! User: Must must! Cleverbot: I thought you were breaking up with me? Why do you care if I go? User: Bye Cleverbot! Cleverbot: Why Bye? User: Because I need to. Cleverbot: You don't. User: Yes. Bye. Cleverbot: Bye. .......................................
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